Michael Retout

Punch up, stupid.

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@sandymb1956 Hi Alan 👋

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@bryan_johnson but I have a thing

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@watsoncomedian As is tradition I will preorder. I've done it once before, so now it's a tradition. Like May day dances or that TV show Germans watch at Christmas.

Idk

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Ok NOW I'll uninstall twitter

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@MatthewStadlen You look like you're 800000th in the Oasis queue.

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@watsoncomedian Same with that gig being outside of this country, I guess.

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@DanielLeeCox @NoContextHumans Honestly

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@dsnorthnorth I hope you get a nice office! I've heard it's a bit of a lottery.

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@Keir_Starmer I'm into it

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@geraldratner Did you have a good evening?

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@RishiSunak Maybe it's on the menu in California?

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@DPJHodges Rishi Sunak doesn't get extra time

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@MaxStephensTele Max... Mosley?

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@DanielLeeCox @memechaotic omg 😭

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@StephenFlynnSNP Your new deputy first minister 😭

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@MatthewStadlen (I agree)

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@MatthewStadlen So do you just mean the whole of Northumberland?

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@watsoncomedian Maybe you can see the play but not the stage.

Wow just read that back, looks so profound and wise.

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@Masterman Ben folds five

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@MartinSLewis Did I miss the bit on LISA reform?