Reuben Rotich

Technologies and bananas about bananas

[Reuben Rotich @reubsc]

@TheStarKenya @Keeplah here we go....

[Reuben Rotich @reubsc]

@kahome_steve @threadreaderapp

[Alfayaz 11 @Alfayaz11]

Good morning National failures @ntsa_kenya and to your hard working, honest colleagues at @047County
I’ve put together sixteen pictures for you to kindly explain a few things to the public.
Have we officially agreed that roundabouts, junctions and pedestrian walkways are now designated matatu, tuk-tuk and boda boda stages? Places like ABC roundabout and the Redhill turn-off seem to have completed the transition. The food carts and stalls are apparently part of the road design too.

I clearly remember CS7 making a pronouncement after the Londiani tragedy that such roadside operations should stop, but perhaps I misunderstood and it was merely small talk and nothing serious, ile mambo ya PR. On the boda bodas dangerously crossing the Redhill Bypass and other major roads, I assume the official procedure remains the same. If a rider is hit while breaking every traffic rule imaginable, the motorist should prepare accordingly. If it’s a lady driver, she should expect harassment and her vehicle torched. If it’s a male driver, he should expect a thorough beating before his vehicle is torched. Road rules are optional, but mob justice remains mandatory.

Oh yes and since zebra crossings are reserved for boda bodas while pedestrian walkways belong to matatus, pedestrians who get knocked down while walking on the road should naturally be blamed. Clearly they are washambas who do not understand how a modern city operates and should be sent back to the village for retraining.

We have not even reached the small matter of the roadworthiness of some of these matatus, but one national crisis at a time.

Just trying to understand the laws here.

#ReclaimNairobi
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[Reuben Rotich @reubsc]

@ArapTilingi Farming is not for the faint hearts

[Reuben Rotich @reubsc]

@hicasamadim (2^2)+(2^2)=8
(5^2)+(5^2)=50
(6^2)+(6^2)=72

[Reuben Rotich @reubsc]

Hahhahah, kabsaaaa

[Egline Samoei @Egline_Samoei]

Mulot boys wanatusi watu siku hizi when you don't fall for their trap kwa hizo phone scams.
Mulot Boy: Habari Jeptoo, umepata hiyo pesa ya Nyota?

Me: Eeh 100k, nmeshukuru

Mulot boy: Kale konyor 100k (tells the other. Picks on "Ng'alal ibak Kutit.... Kwera, i kwong"

And hangs up😂

[Katami Michelle @MichKatami]

"East Africa has no roads..Many are worried, are we not going to lower the standards by going to East Africa?"

" Is there a possibility it will be taken away from the 3 countries or postponed again?," veteran Journo Mamadou Gaye to @CAF_Online President Motsepe.

The DISRESPECT

[Emma Too™ @Emma999Too]

Bollocks…. He forgot we don’t even have hotels expect for one, an old hotel near one big mountain on top of a tree called Tree Hotel, and apparently since we don’t have roads, (one thing is certain Kenya is indeed magical, the Queen of England went into the Tree Hotel as a Princess and woke up a Queen)
Sadly you can only get there using a donkey or a camel… we have plenty of those.
He should really make that long journey, he will wake up with wisdom and sense.

We don’t have roads?! We walk around for seven days and 7 nights to get across the country?! We own cars just to admire them like trophies, we cannot drive them since we don’t have one since road, the cars in the country are usually dropped by other donor nations for their own amusement unlike his home nation the Ivory Coast that’s so well developed.
Honestly this guy could have visited Lamu.
Anyway Mr Mamado Gaye, KOT are coming for you, Enjoy!🤗

[Reuben Rotich @reubsc]

Mgema akisifiwa....

[Prairie Builders Group 𝕏 @PrairieBuilders]

Which proverb suits this photo?

[Reuben Rotich @reubsc]

@FarmersTrend Would love to be involved with this. Please reach out

[Reuben Rotich @reubsc]

Its national anthem..

https://t.co/cWNNUMdvYm

[Global Folder @Global_Folder]

What's the first thing that comes to mind when you think of South Africa?

[NTSA KENYA @ntsa_kenya]

UPDATE: This is unacceptable. The owners of the PSVs have been summoned. We will take action.

[Reuben Rotich @reubsc]

There is a C option
Ngong-Suswa-Narok-Kisii
Will change you travelling experience.

[Duke Laston 🇰🇪 @dklaston]

A or B for Christmas ? 🤔

[Reuben Rotich @reubsc]

ala "whack a mole"

[Reuben Rotich @reubsc]

@KCBGroup thank you, its fine now.

[KCB Kenya @KCBInKenya]

@reubsc Hello @reubsc, once the App has been updated or re-installed:
•Long press the app icon
•go to app info
•click on open and proceed to transact or activate the App where it has been re-installed. ^JK

[Reuben Rotich @reubsc]

@KCBGroup after updating kcb app, iam not able to use to app. Clicking on app shows app not installed. Is there an issue with you mobile app?

[Henry Kabogo 💧 ❄ 🇰🇪 @Kabogo_Henry]

Faith Kipyegon is the G.O.A.T
I know Tsegay is bleeding from inside for seeing this.. If you love Faith..share..

[Reuben Rotich @reubsc]

Add IT guys in the list as well

[Yator Boss☚ @Bossyator]

What's wrong in our country that everyone is called an ENGINEER?

Masons - ENGINEER
Architects - ENGINEER
Quantity Surveyors - ENGINEER
Project Managers - ENGINEER
Foremen & Supervisors - ENGINEER
Building Technologists - ENGINEER

All this while the ENGINEERS are JOBLESS!!

[Reuben Rotich @reubsc]

@RobertArapRonoh
At the end of this YouTube video, Mr. Tuei has provided a contact person named Dr. Sang who you can get in touch with for a copy. I did and i got the book two weeks ago.

https://t.co/dvLT1E0WTI

[Robert Mbasha @RobertArapRonoh]

@annesoy Thanks for this insight on the Talai.
Well done.
Where can i get the book though??

[Reuben Rotich @reubsc]

Na last, but not least: mwenyewe anapewa honorary title ya "mzee/mama wa probox"

[khalif kairo @KhalifKairo]

Gari strong, Gari ya kazi , Gari si mlevi , Gari haicomplain , Gari haina standards mingi na Gari inapendwa na polisi😅

https://t.co/zY7lRrtqLJ