reuft

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If me Mammy say me: "bake me a cakey"-
Me say "okay mammy me make a cakey".

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Wouldya wouldya
Like to see me bum?
HEY
Wouldya wouldya like to see me bum?
HEY
Wouldya wouldya like to see me bum?
HEY
Over the Irish Sea.

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Youuu got me
Hardcocked babeee
Yes, youu got me
Cockhard for reaal,
Hard like a hobbyhorse baybee
But it don't have no varnish or nails

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Time to make some mother fucking focaccia bitches.

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STOP TWANDLING THAT.

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If you poo hits the water before it leaves your ass then you are a man of true worth.

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IF the Daleks all had lisps then I think that would be quite good to see on Dr. Who on the television.

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Hammerhead Shart.

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@StephanieRoche9 Hard luck Stephanie your goal was the best, no contest!

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Here Shitter,
Come back Shitter,
Best doggone dog in the west.

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@Hozier Steve Cropper to play on your next album?!

[Scottish Trans @ScottishTrans]

Excellent article in today's Sunday Mail about a non-binary person. ' http://t.co/PBs1oTKGMJ

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Bon Jon Bovi.
Jon Jon Jovi.
Bon Bon Jovi.
Jon Bon Bovi.
Bon Bon Bovi.

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Jon Bon Bon Jon Jon Jon Bon Bon Jon Bon Bon Jon Jon Jon Bon Jon Jon Bon Jon Bon Jovi

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Don't put words in my mouth. Put them in my bum.

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Scott Walker and Sunn- Soused.

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@RossOCK whal about "Sole Food" or "Seoul Food"?

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@guardian Bono will never play the hurdy-gurdy again either. I hope for his own sake he is an ambidextrous wanker.

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@hotpress That's like saying Slash will never sing again...

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40% increase in dingleberry yield this year (preliminary measurement- exact figure TBA) Thanks for all the support folks.