Slapstick Dracula

'Prestat nihili quam nihil facere!'

Flight number twenty three, this is Captain Clark...

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Living rent free in my head since 1974!

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@Ark_Tor @rob_sheridan If you're so hated that 30 million people willingly give Zuckerberg millions of dollars in eyeball time for nothing... Maybe you're not the 5D chess player you think you are?

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Twitter just seems more and more useless everyday.

More and more right-wing dum dums being promoted, less instantaneous breaking news...

What's the point?

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@Shoq @JoanieGentian the marketplace of ideas!

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@ifyoucantwell could have been ANY of these guys...

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@sevenfoxes @berningmama412 I didn't notice a moon until she turned around..

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@berningmama412 Reminds me of "Beach Blanket Babylon"

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@theGROGNARDfile

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Going on record here -I will never buy another #WotC or #DnD product again if this whole #ogl thing doesn't resolve itself in favor of 3rd party producers...

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@leahprime Magic is real

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@SLCLunk It was a different time. Back when even the most degenerate politicians had to at least pay lip service to the idea of public safety...

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@tedcruz You know who else was in Joe's Garage?

Exactly...

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"Urban planners knew it them and know it now -you can't BUILD your way out of traffic congestion, but many American cities have literally bankrupted themselves trying" "I-5 expansion"
#pdxtraffic #PDX #Portland

https://t.co/GK3xTXZ5uo

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Portland Society of Magicians, the oldest magic club in the PNW, celebrates its 100th anniversary
Learn more here: https://t.co/YMQjnYqG24

@OrCulturalTrust is a proud supporter of #HereisOregon
#portland #oregon #ad

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@KeneAkers To compensate for a small... pair of hands...

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@TommyBeans_ One of the best sets I've seen. Period. Promotional or not.

Too bad I'm in the US and can't get it... (among other reasons...)

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@BeardBerserk Aye

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@Fare_Thee_Well_ I've never even seen that set before. And it is incredible.

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@danielwinlander @DinosaurDracula Oh my sweet summer childe....

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@mattxiv It was just kind of boring and lame until that last bit where they ratcheted the weird up to 11...

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@MeidasTouch She looks so... PRESIDENTIAL!
🤣🤣🤣

Remember all those "tea party" idiots who wore sombreros lined with tea bags, but are now state senators wearing Brooks Brothers suits?

Same energy