T-Rex

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

When i say "Bonjour, ça va?" and they
start speaking fluent French to me

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

I love it more

[anna 🌟 @signsofsonder]

this is frying me LMFAOAOAOAOAOAO

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

i can be the uk pm i have time between july and october

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Ava @noampomsky]

the only time i beg is to differ

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Thank you I will adjust accordingly

[griffin❤️‍🔥 @griffinsversion]

“THANK YOU TO THE FANS”

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

i'm built different. like incorrectly i think

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

maybe i do want kids

[shosh @shoshmcgosh]

one time i was my college’s mascot for a basketball game.

emphasis on one time

[死 @humanxmaybe]

the Q-tips are telling me to stick them in my ears again

[ravn @mfnravn]

what if i donate my body to science and they go like "wow, we can’t use this"

[✍️ @jazzanchovy]

Made brown rice on the white rice setting and it was fine. Wondering what else doesn’t matter