Rey Boy™

I've lost every chapstick I've ever owned.

[Rey Boy™ @rey_boy_]

Wait...If R Kelly and Usher were messing with the same girl, don't we gotta lock Usher up too?

[Rey Boy™ @rey_boy_]

The fuckin patch man...

[Rey Boy™ @rey_boy_]

My patience for sloppy lazy work from senior level positions is non existent. Set the standard or gtfo. Hiding behind title doesn't exclude you from performing at the level we demand from others.

[Rey Boy™ @rey_boy_]

@CaryKelly11 Yes exactly! You should check out the long hunters and mountain men audio books by the Meateater company. They go into great detail of accounts like this one. Crazy they had the foresight to write it all down🤯

[Rey Boy™ @rey_boy_]

Now, while it is 100% true they ate dog, and lots of it, I'd hardly say they hated, or "resorted" to it. Many accounts record how dog was prepared, the ways they liked it, the ways they didn't, and how many dogs in that era, in and outside the expedition, were raised as livestock

[Cary Kelly @CaryKelly11]

The Lewis and Clark expedition might scoff at this.

At one point they were so starved for fat, because the wild game they were eating was so lean, that they resorted to eating dogs because there was more fat on them.

Protein poisoning is real and leaner isn't always better.

[Rey Boy™ @rey_boy_]

Ice has been nothing but a problem all year. And I ain't talking bout the weather

[Rey Boy™ @rey_boy_]

@Brandon_A11 We got trees that bust before GTA6

[Rey Boy™ @rey_boy_]

Imagine being next to a tree and it just busts 🤣

[Max Velocity @MaxVelocityWX]

EXPLODING TREES are possible in the Midwest and Northern Plains on Friday and Saturday, as temperatures are forecasted to fall 20 degrees BELOW zero!

[Rey Boy™ @rey_boy_]

Bro if I literally hear your ringtone you move up like 10 years in age in my mind

[Rey Boy™ @rey_boy_]

Why is no kings protests so controversial? Isn't that the whole point of this country?

[Rey Boy™ @rey_boy_]

Never been so pissed off. I can't imagine any self respecting engineer at Google really believing they make a quality product.

[Rey Boy™ @rey_boy_]

Old people love saying "yeah I'm using AI rn" whole time it's just chat.

[Rey Boy™ @rey_boy_]

I wish my friends weren't bitches, straight up

[Rey Boy™ @rey_boy_]

Handing out fuck you's like candy

[Rxsh @ihyRxsh]

$2B hit your account, wyd first??

[i2cjak @i2cjak]

engineer hierarchy:
electrical
mechanical
chemical
environmental
[every other kind of engineering]
...
"software engineering"

[Rey Boy™ @rey_boy_]

It's my dream to tag up a train.

[Rey Boy™ @rey_boy_]

I will forever chase the high of my original work crew 😪

[Rey Boy™ @rey_boy_]

If you're asked pipe size, get the fuck off the truck, and read the pipe. Cant stand guys who can't even bother to roll the window down and guess "ah I I'd say that's 3in ". It's never ever right.

[Rey Boy™ @rey_boy_]

Nothings worse than showing up Monday with no podcasts in queue.