reyna

hi

[kristen doute defense team @komb00bcha]

“you don’t like it? vote!!!”
I will kill myself right in front of you.

[wolf alex @gothtacular]

'landlord' and 'landlady' are needlessly gendered words. pls be more inclusive by using 'landbastard' instead

[Alex Green @alexgreen1202]

You, Me and a Rotisserie Chicken

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

SIXTY two cents!

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

“No worries either way!” —me worrying both ways

[I AM Rachel Quirky: better on instagram @IAMRachelQuirky]

Just out of curiosity

Please retweet if a mere $1000 extra a month would improve your life significantly

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up, he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”

“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”

[shelbo @shelbytheclown]

hope this helps 🍁🍂

[✧ ･ﾟ* vale *･ﾟ✧ @VA1ERlA]

this is how i would kiss my fish wife if i was a fish and married https://t.co/NoPZzzvL2r

[𝑮 ♡ @highitsg]

oh my bad dude, you can just put that stuff in the back

[(sab) 睿燄 • Their Totality @sasponella]

Just called her broski on accident instead bae wife light of life angel on earth beautiful gorgeous cutie pie 3000. im asking god to strike me with 1000 bolts of lightning right now.

[2x Pimpy, 3x Bape @beinhaus_]

Having one of those days where you can feel your eyes rotting out of your sockets