a dog named rezzie

just ur basic four-legged human (my servants: grace, carly, & bekah owen)

[a dog named rezzie @rezbezrez]

just a nudist w a fur coat trying to make a livin

[a dog named rezzie @rezbezrez]

The only socks I'll wear.

[a dog named rezzie @rezbezrez]

Never compare urself with others. Sniff their butts and move on. #wisewordsofadog

[a dog named rezzie @rezbezrez]

Never compare urself with others. Sniff their butts and move on. #wisewordsofadog

[a dog named rezzie @rezbezrez]

When you're heading outside bc the temp is at 27° and u got a nice fur coat on but then you read that it feels like 15°

[a dog named rezzie @rezbezrez]

Nicki Minaj trying to play hide & go seek like... #superbass

[a dog named rezzie @rezbezrez]

This house is my world. This hallway is my runway. And I own it.

[a dog named rezzie @rezbezrez]

10 bucks/hr and I'm urs ♥ https://t.co/oGzSqPGWLx

[a dog named rezzie @rezbezrez]

All these ppl talkin about cotton candy skies but all I can taste is air pollution. #StopGlobalWarming #smh

[a dog named rezzie @rezbezrez]

@mgraceo1 ...and I still didn't enjoy it

[a dog named rezzie @rezbezrez]

@mgraceo1 yeah but I Americanized it w a good ol' spork #merica

[a dog named rezzie @rezbezrez]

@mgraceo1 is it not obvious what type of toast I am?!!!

[a dog named rezzie @rezbezrez]

When Ma sends ya to the timeout corner and ya have to listen to her yell at u about what u did wrong for the whole 10 minutes. #PoorCas

[a dog named rezzie @rezbezrez]

Forget ur gold, baby. I'm platinum. #StealinYoMan

[a dog named rezzie @rezbezrez]

My bark wasn't the only thing that was ruff back then. #ew #owner4life

[a dog named rezzie @rezbezrez]

Swipe up to see me fly away from all these h8ters💸

[a dog named rezzie @rezbezrez]

My parents https://t.co/OuVSy1XJpC

[a dog named rezzie @rezbezrez]

@bekahgo was surprised to find me in bed so early but I've been feeling a bit under the weather, so good night all my Rezfanz. Love all♥

[a dog named rezzie @rezbezrez]

dirty laundry

[a dog named rezzie @rezbezrez]

Where u @ snow?