سارة

Give me food and I'll love you forever

[سارة @rezkallifa]

Ah yes the life of an extremely single 25 y/o Egyptian female

[h ✯ حياة @hayxtt]

my landlord is never seeing heaven,

[Laura Vater, MD, MPH @doclauravater]

In medicine, we don’t always say “I care about you.” Sometimes it sounds like: Here’s a coffee. Let me take that extra admission. Get out of here early. Did you eat lunch?

[Mackenzie Elrod @mackrophage_]

Scrubbed for a c section w my mom’s old OB

Him: so are you from the area
Me: ya I’m actually pretty sure you delivered me ~28 years ago
Him: oh screw you

Lmaoooo

[cob @sillierdeadite]

such an iconic ending

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

I don’t generally condone approaching internet comedian ophthalmologists at the airport for medical advice, but on the plus side, I did prevent a 60 year old woman from getting LASIK.

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

My New Year's resolution is to find someone who looks at me the way nurses look at forearm veins

[Emaperidol MD @Emaperidol]

ortho called to ask for help and i said “i feel special when you call me” and he said “as long as patients continue to have blood we will continue needing you” and i have literally never heard anything more ortho than that lolllllll

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

"hi☺️!"

"hmph. bet you are."

GAGGED TF OUT OF HER LMFAOOOOO😭😭😭😭�

[Daily Harry Potter @TheDailyHPotter]

If you need us, we'll be at Hogwarts 🏰

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

A dog was chasing the ambulance carrying his human, and when the EMS noticed, they let him inside.

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

MY PHONE: *on 1%*

MY PHONE: *dies*

ME:

[Nabi 🫧🪽 @gspamxxx]

"I love my skin, I love the colour of my skin, I love the tone of it, I love when the light bounces off my skin & it looks dewy"

—Simone 🖤

[Daily Harry Potter @TheDailyHPotter]

The perfect Christmas evening 🥰

[yammi @sighyam]

the chinese grandpa in my building just dropped off a box of chicken feet for me 😭