fjord ☕️ enjoying DAI

🐦‍⬛ 🗡️ | ATX | 20 | i sort of just do things sometimes

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

[Trying to do a yo mamma joke but I’m too empathetic]

*tenderly grasping your hand*

Is your mother still struggling with her weight?

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

my cat is licking himself loudly and wetly, somewhere in this pitch-black room, and it sounds like there's an old man eating a bowl of chili in the dark with me

[fjord ☕️ enjoying DAI @reznikorol]

having a genital preference isn't inherently transphobic but phrasing it like this 10000% is. Comments like this are so gross.

[cⱯrmen ⚡️ @carmenthunder]

i would date him but i dont want no man vagina im sorry😭 gay men who do it are definitely bi

[Shahanshah of the Internet Age @ChazakielDoremi]

SOMA is great because you can use it to figure out who all in your social circle has ever picked up a book before

[blepup @blepupa]

сабачка
#asoiaf #got

[Hot Dog Emoji 🌭 @zaychavitch]

Just chased some rum with a beer in what history will record as the most idiotic display of testosterone of all time

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

cats will be like “i know a spot” and then stand directly on your areola with the weight of their whole entire body

[Shinobi602 @shinobi602]

Vampire the Masquerade: Eternal Whispers announced, a new narrative-driven CRPG coming to PC

Trailer ▶️ https://t.co/7WaXMsAf6U

[JACK ⚧︎ @lithophage]

god i see what you have done for others and

[tay | armand’s defence lawyer #tvlspoilers @CHORE0MANICS]

ready for whatever the vampire lestat premiere episode brings me

[$pencer 💖 @dumbgayshit]

Plumbers are here and I have my dildo stuck to the wall in my shower

[Feralisimus ♦️ @fermalvo]

he looks like alex the lion from madagascar when he was hungry as fuck for that zebra's ass

[Girth Brooks @crackawdajuice]

My penis just growled at me #whiteboysummer

[mün ! ☆ @fruitgravy]

the failure(s), the many loves of the vampire lestat

@AMCsAnneRice thank you for my life 🪩

#tvl #iwtv

[Monkiina 🌻 @Monkiinart]

dragon age codex cards my beloved

[harm ❤️‍🔥🪬🗡️ @harmzdealer]

alcohol is great because of the way it lets you take aggression you usually turn inwards, and direct it outwards, at loved ones, strangers, and inanimate objects.

[anth*ny @oomfpit]

#MyPlate

[fjord ☕️ enjoying DAI @reznikorol]

i'm never going to see real sunlight again

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

An open-world ‘LORD OF THE RINGS’ RPG game is officially in the works.

Developed by Warhorse Studios (‘Kingdom Come Deliverance’).