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NC State & Braves
Conservative, but not Republican

[Clandestine @WarClandestine]

Dems: “BUT WHAT ABOUT RUSSIA!”

MAGA: “Okay, fine. Let’s pass the SAVE America Act to make sure both Russia and China can’t interfere in our elections.”

Dems: “NO!”

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Confidence that elections are secure

🇺🇸 America: 40%

🇳🇴 Norway: 89%

Voting method:

🇺🇸 America: widespread mail-in voting, electronic voting machines

🇳🇴 Norway: in person, paper ballots

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

What could go wrong?

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

"I wouldn't lie to the people and I wouldn't deceive the people," said the man dressed as a woman

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

Olive Garden implemented the SAVE America Act more quickly than the US Senate.

[Colin Wright @SwipeWright]

NEWS: Maine Democrat Ashley Webb, who said he would not "lie" or "deceive" people, claims in Reddit posts that he "ovulates" and has a monthly period, but because he has "external male parts" instead of "the proper hole," the period blood comes out of his anus.

Despite being karyotyped as XY, he says he's "pretty positive I am the XX type." He also believes he has female "internal organs," although CAT scans have turned up nothing.

Colonoscopies have also failed to validate a connection with a supposed hidden uterus.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

0 from AP on this Baltimore attack
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[This is jim @RogerThatJim]

@RobSchneider

[SheIsSealed!🙏 @Frisky_gaijing]

@RNCResearch @ladie_jaded “I wouldn’t lie to the people” said the man in a dress lying that he is a woman.

[RNC Research @RNCResearch]

MODERATOR: "What qualifications do you have to serve in the U.S. Senate?"

Maine Democrat Ashley Webb: "I'm a songwriter and I write my own books."

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

This looks like a Chris Farley character.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Why isn't she in handcuffs.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Meanwhile at the Maine Senate Democrat debate…

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

FBI AGENT: “I’m basically running a shadow government across the FBI at this point”

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

This is why the fake news networks wouldn’t air this.

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

True

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Mamdani housing event features a lady in a mask ranting about her landlord, declaring "eviction = violence"

[Matt Whitlock @MattWhitlock]

Checking in on the Maine Democrat Senate debate to replace Graham Platner

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

This is like an SNL skit if SNL was funny