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Driving my airplane around

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When someone tells me my jokes are too mean

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Update: they just put them back up about a month ago. Coast is clear

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Update: it’s all still down. Waiting until it’s safe to be racist again to put it back up. Will update.

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Let me find out Ramses name is Eric #LoveIsBlind

[gunka @MermaidMorgs]

I just quit my job for fried rice

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Google, how do I retire with $0

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I think this is neurodivergence Rachel

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I posed this question to Zac just now: when you eat a sandwich with sliced bread that you make at home, where do you start eating? And he said he has no preference and he doesn’t think about it. Is that a psychotic answer or what

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Kamala Harris: $6k to families with a children under 1 year old

Me to Zac: we should have another baby
Zac: that’s girl math

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My favorite microfeminism is telling Zac I’m taller than him when I’m wearing slightly platform shoes, even though I’m not

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I’m back to using Twitter as a punchline journal

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Nightmare scenario: you’ve just told the funniest joke ever but the subject got their feelings hurt in the process

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@MermaidMorgs What it is is your fav song

[Middle Class Cool @SHAKEitFoJesus]

I DONT GIVE A JINGLE-HIMER-FUCK

[gunka @MermaidMorgs]

Me to Rachel rn

[gunka @MermaidMorgs]

Rachel is my one true love

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@MermaidMorgs @OpSilverBak @SHAKEitFoJesus It’s an NFT

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@MermaidMorgs Not church daddy

[gunka @MermaidMorgs]

I got last place

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@JoeSantagato You have to be asking this because Frank eats ice cream from a mug

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@MermaidMorgs A steal honestly