Rob

Second fastest bearded half-chinese sprinter at the Glenmore velodrome in Calgary......

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter

[Q @TheEnbyperor]

For everyone using 64-bit Unix time

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

Some people would love to have your bad days.

[Alberta Advantage 🌾 @BertaAdvantage]

Alberta will phase out diploma exams, and in their place, graduating students will have to successfully sell one (1) used car. The test will be named "Shaping Alberta's Future." #ableg #abed

[Peter Andrianopoulos @peterandri]

116 years in the NHL.
Chris Chelios had a good run.

[@jason @Jason]

This will end well

[#RespectWomen2K25 @HaniffHusein]

BREAKING NEWS: A man who has boxed undefeated 49 times before beaten a man who has never Boxed professionally #MayweathervMcgregor

[b3ta @b3ta]

We've been staring at this observation for about 15 minutes.
https://t.co/3NMzhggkKr

[eEric @ericsshadow]

Kellyanne Conway? I haven't heard that name in years.

[Clearing The Crease @CTCHockeyPod]

That awkward moment when...

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘Jeopardy’ Bans Canadian Contestants https://t.co/bQTLU6kXZ3 #WhatDoYouThink?

[Brian McKeever @brianmckeever]

if you're going to crash, do it in style & do it on camera... #awesome

[The Onion @TheOnion]

New Netflix Gas Lets Users Inhale Multiple Seasons Of TV Shows https://t.co/rggz0RPLQA

[Roberto Alomar @Robbiealomar]

Let's do this tonight @BlueJays !! #ComeTogether #believe

[Rob @rgperrin]

@MarcHolgate check it!

[Michael Clarke @MichaelDAClarke]

DESIGN FAIL:

[Travis McEwan @TravisMcEwanCBC]

Here's a live shot of downtown Edmonton's reaction to the Calgary Flames first round playoff win. #yeg #yyc

[Elliot Holtham @elliotholtham]

Things are getting serious at the #RoundUp2015 curling tournament. @DMTGeosciences

[The Onion @TheOnion]

TIP: Steer wildly when you hit that first patch of ice http://t.co/PIiquO8Ck8