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I'm not here. Find me elsewhere.
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[. @rgsteele]

@vicpdcanada @talon1076550 No, actually, you can't. The "General Information" button at https://t.co/U5h7dgVEXN takes you to the "driving complaint for a specific vehicle" form, which requires the submitter to provide a license plate number. It's been broken for months.

[. @rgsteele]

@ariaupdated Is Microsoft Update Health Tools supposed to be installed on Windows 11 24H2? I noticed my Intune remediation script (which runs if the "Microsoft Update Health Service" does not exist) has run on every machine that has upgraded.

[. @rgsteele]

@ChillAsHellYYJ @rgsteele.ca

[. @rgsteele]

@acjuelich Do you have an Expedited Update policy in place by any chance?

[. @rgsteele]

@crd_bc @TownofViewRoyal It’s okay. I used the boiled water to make some tea, so it all worked out. 😉

[. @rgsteele]

@ConfigMgr_dave @SwiftOnSecurity @ariaupdated @mniehaus @MEM_MVP @MSEndpointMgr @jarwidmark Count me among those who only engages on X when necessary. Come find me on Reddit (/u/rgsteele), Mastodon (@[email protected]), or Bluesky (@rgsteele.ca)

[. @rgsteele]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/ScvZrBk6E0

[. @rgsteele]

@ariaupdated I now have a report from another org seeing the same issue: https://t.co/ciXGcQIFnl

[. @rgsteele]

@ariaupdated Are you aware of any issue that would cause a quality update enforced with a WUfB Expedited update profile to repeatedly revert and re-install the update rather than force the reboot? https://t.co/3lyoJvRuOo

[. @rgsteele]

@ariaupdated Hi Aria! Have you had a chance to look into this at all? My support engineer doesn't seem to have a good grasp on the technology 🤨

[. @rgsteele]

@ariaupdated Looks like your DMs aren't open, but if it helps, the ticket number is 2408270010005789.

[. @rgsteele]

@SwiftOnSecurity Don’t be ridiculous. Everybody knows that the more frustrating and inconvenient something is, the more secure it is.

[. @rgsteele]

@ariaupdated Is this what I should expect to see in HKLM\SOFTWARE\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\WindowsUpdate with the Expedited Update profile assigned? The support engineer seems to think these settings must be coming from a GPO.

[. @rgsteele]

@ariaupdated Thanks, will do!

[. @rgsteele]

@BCFerrys I hope they towed it out of the environment.

[Michael Niehaus @mniehaus]

I am no longer an MVP.

Microsoft giveth, Microsoft taketh https://t.co/mTfEkYWwQO

[. @rgsteele]

Hey @CompBureau, apparently you can only get a verified profile on @LinkedIn in Canada if your mobile provider is a "major carrier", and @FreedomMobile doesn't qualify. Is this legal?

[. @rgsteele]

@SCCM_Ryan If you're havin' code problems, I feel bad for you, son

[. @rgsteele]

Are Bell Mobility's DNS servers refusing to resolve https://t.co/58RFCHg0zt for anyone else, or just me? @Bell_Support @HuntressLabs

[. @rgsteele]

@Jeremy_Baker Older school.

(Not my photo, but I’m sure I still have the cassette somewhere.)