Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who’s the fairest of them all? 💋
💋AU Rhaella Targaryen 👸
💋Diary queen and fashion model
💋Please copy me, I’m flattered
💋If you don’t like my style 👉
💋I like to laugh and banter
💋DMs bore me
💋Owner of #RhaellaTargaryenSpa
@hammerstag006 I dropped a volcano on my brother and I got 10 years of peace. I need to find a bigger one next time.
Have you considered a nice cave for Stannis? Hawaii for Renly. He loves floral patterns and beach parties. XD
@hammerstag006 Your meals must be such fun, between teeth grinding and Targaryen history.
No wonder you enjoy some quiet time by the bbq. Lyanna should get her brother and yours wash dishes to keep the peace. 🧼 🍽
@hammerstag006 Does Stannis speak High Valyrian, except for maybe the most famous dishes at the takeaway House of Dragon?
I’m an investor, so if that’s the case I approve. We have kids meals too: chocolate dragon eggs are free! 🔥😉
@hammerstag006 He’s a baby dragon and can’t fly far, but he’s perfect for toasting s’mores.
I’m sure Lyanna would enjoy a little firecracker tonight. 🔥😂
We have so many Targaryen babies! #HOTD
Here are the top 5 (popular) list of #Targaryen boys and girls names.
1. Aegon (duh!) || Alyssa
2. Daemon || Rhaena
3. Aemon || Daenerys
4. Daeron || Daella
5. Viserys || Rhaenys
Robert, if I ever invite you and Lyanna to a Targaryen wedding, please don’t come.
I just realised that somebody always dies and it’s so hard to get blood out of carpets. 👸 🩸 🤦♀️ @hammerstag006
@hammerstag006 The usual reason, I suppose?
[Rolls her eyes, slightly annoyed]
Women are never to be trusted with a crown, though that’s highly unfair. I look better with one, than any king. 🐲 👸