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Ben Affleck's Holden McNeil goatee‘s the answer but I'm not sure what the question is. Politics. Humor. Multiple viral @ replies, but never viral tweet. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Who called it a hen and not a Mother clucker?

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@KayyMedia_ @insultsrare Why tf did your followers have to see this
https://t.co/ho3JNZMpwT

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@LoveSportsFacts @Livinaseva @ConradkBarwa Mandela effect?

I just Googled it, and I SWEAR it was called the Mendelssohn Effect!

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@PopeAwesomeXIII @Chekhovs_Gunman W gave jobs to his DAD’S friends and his VP’s friends, big difference.

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@JasonNotEvil Weirdly enough, mine did. Uncomfortable lectures by that professor.

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@TerribleMaps Nebraska and Oregon have me wondering on the methodology between orange and red

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Pictures of Jeri Ryan, a thread…🧵

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@BrettRedacted

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@BuckyIsotope I AVOIDED the cat due to my allergies

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@TheOttomeme @UNIVERSE_FEEDS @TerribleMaps Trust me, for those of us who live in other parts of America, Jackson County is a whole other country.

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People's reaction when you try to speak their language

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@sprint_quick @timmyvoe @TerribleMaps You know, if you look at it a certain way, all the continents are islands.

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@kickysam49 @LoveSportsFacts @notgaetti I'm just imagining someone reading this interaction, and thinking, yeah, this is the guy I want for my perinatal/maternal mental health counselor.

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@briangaar The Emperor's Chameleon Clothes by Y.A. Ryter

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@colleen_eileen I’ve never had a BBC like this, but my BMC (bossy millennial coworker) consistently criticizes me creating documents in Microsoft Word instead of Google Docs, and having lots of tabs open instead of grouping them.

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@BuckyIsotope Waiting for this character to grow fangs and yell “It’s Morbin’ Time!” before exsanguinating Vladimir Putin.

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Changed for now. I've used these two words for some of my writing since at least the 90s, just wanted a "real" name for people to call me on Twitter in interactions.

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So, not only did I not find anything good by doing this (one small shout out in JewishUnpacked)...

...I happened to find out my handle coming from the character Holden McNeil (from Chasing Amy) and the specific type of facial hair...

...is the real name of an 8th grader in WI.

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you guys really should google your usernames and see what random articles you’ve been featured in. i should put on my resume that i’ve been featured on vice and screenrant

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Considering even when I made this silly name up 11 years ago that I thought the movie did not age well (just I grew my "goatee" because of liking the look on Affleck in 1997), I think this is a sign to either close this account, or change the handle.