Reginald

[mic @cancelledrry]

my grandma is telling people i stayed in brothels bc she keeps forgetting the word hostel

[Ctrl.T 🐆 @ctrlthelma]

“We regret to inform you”

You will regret you informed me😭

[wet dog @russianmomm]

fell asleep before my taco bell got here and it’s sitting on my counter??

[Jenni @hashjenni]

the vegetables in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again

[𝒩.🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

CONSENT.

[Anime Posts @animeposts]

Sounds fimiliar..

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

we are getting old….

[Soup @soupinthering]

Having a bad day. Laid down and started to cry and my dog came over and immediately puked all over my chest and bed.

[I a n @gnarlygaejepsen]

offered up seat on overbooked flight for $2000 travel credit and whole gate cheered

[rhyme @Rhymestyle]

video game logic is crazy cuz i know that mf gon stand up right after this with at least like 60% hp

[buggy @bugtrio]

average heartburn relief pills ad

[this happened to my buddy eric @flowrmeadow]

I tried this and it is very beautiful but the darkness consumes you

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

i told my baby cousin a watermelon was going to grow in his stomach because he ate some of the seeds and I kid you not,

he looked me straight in the eyes and said “nope because there's no sunlight so you're wrong and school has failed you" 😂

He's 8.

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

someone hand me the Oscar, RIGHT NOW AND I MEAN IT 😂