Ryan Hazlewood

this is all an elaborate ruse for fame. Left-handed. he/him

[Ryan Hazlewood @rhazlew]

Went to the studio with a really great New Orleans photographer. I don’t think he’s active on Twitter but follow him on instagram @ craigmulcahy!!! couldn’t be more happy with these

[Ryan Hazlewood @rhazlew]

She BEEN on my Jerry. You just topped dirt cake…

[Paul 🐀🌲🌈 @paulhaslegs]

oh we eatin several eggs tonight 💯🙌

[Chris Trew @christrew]

This is one of the most important comedy shows I've ever put together.

For the 10 year anniversary of this international comedy fest, I booked a MASSIVE venue with ALL LOCAL comedians.

New Orleans, this is a love letter to you and the comedy scene here.

[Ryan Hazlewood @rhazlew]

@eggmcgriddle_ L’s are necessary. The W will taste even sweeter

[Ryan Hazlewood @rhazlew]

@sethitup @paulhaslegs Have you tried listening to Hamilton??

[Ryan Hazlewood @rhazlew]

@sethitup @paulhaslegs Hey Seth!

[samantha @milkygoddess]

omg not me letting it linger

[Ryan Hazlewood @rhazlew]

@paulhaslegs Wife twitter is going crazy rn…

[Ryan Hazlewood @rhazlew]

@jumpingratt Survey says… ❌❌❌

[Ryan Hazlewood @rhazlew]

@eggmcgriddle_ And they want us to celebrate independence

[Ryan Hazlewood @rhazlew]

@madimelancon Those ads are CRAZY

[Ryan Hazlewood @rhazlew]

If you got a bald spot you should not be doin coke

[Ryan Hazlewood @rhazlew]

@eggmcgriddle_ Omg literally your username lol

[Ryan Hazlewood @rhazlew]

@eggmcgriddle_ SHES DOING IT

[donald boat @laserboat999]

“not gonna lie bro shorty was irksome”

“she was a mild irritant?”

“shortys presence was exasperating”

“shorty plagued you?”

“i found myself vexed”

[Paul 🐀🌲🌈 @paulhaslegs]

9 am: Three cups of black coffee
9:30 am: 300mg Taurine
10:00 am: Celsius
10:30 am: Oppenheimer
1:30 pm: Binge eat at Waffle House
2:00 pm: 3x Aperol Spritz + Caesar salad
2:15 pm: Barbie
4:00 pm: Nap
9:00 pm: Roman candle fight in the AMC parking lot
9:15 pm: Oppenheimer

[Ryan Hazlewood @rhazlew]

@eggmcgriddle_ FAYYYYEEE

[Ryan Hazlewood @rhazlew]

@keylaaaahhh The service industry girlies will be in a chokehold this Thursday

[Ryan Hazlewood @rhazlew]

@eggmcgriddle_ Many people are saying this