Benjamin Blakey

I'm not telling my life story to a machine

[Benjamin Blakey @rhcpenor]

Had to make a racist a sub today, but the bread so he would have to put something black and 12 inches in his mouth

[Benjamin Blakey @rhcpenor]

Due to me forgetting my password I have been on shore leave, but I'm back

[Benjamin Blakey @rhcpenor]

Think I found my new favorite band

[Benjamin Blakey @rhcpenor]

*Internally screaming*

[Benjamin Blakey @rhcpenor]

@GroovyBruce

[Benjamin Blakey @rhcpenor]

Nut

[Benjamin Blakey @rhcpenor]

Wait.....I don't have a cat

[Benjamin Blakey @rhcpenor]

Found my cat sitting 9n top of the refrigerator like he owns the damn place

[Benjamin Blakey @rhcpenor]

It's almost been a decade and I still can't figure what soulja boy was trying to tell me

[Benjamin Blakey @rhcpenor]

His palms are sweaty knees weak toupee is heavy, his tax returns aren't at the ready, he's upsetti

[Benjamin Blakey @rhcpenor]

I'm voting for red sweater man

[Benjamin Blakey @rhcpenor]

Power back up, back to Luke cage

[Benjamin Blakey @rhcpenor]

Ok so whoever pissed off storm from the x men you are not invited to my quinceanera

[Benjamin Blakey @rhcpenor]

Anybody got the carpenter power up so I can put these hurricane shutters up in 69.9 seconds?

[Benjamin Blakey @rhcpenor]

I ain't worried about a hurricane until it's named wu tang cause then it ain't nothin to fuck with

[wint @dril]

me and the boys have decided that the least gay way of wiping your ass is to dump a quarter bottle of Palmolive Spring Sensations back there

[Benjamin Blakey @rhcpenor]

Everybody's an atheist until the cockroach starts flying

[Benjamin Blakey @rhcpenor]

Lil tyke fell asleep in the car

[Benjamin Blakey @rhcpenor]

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse, incapable of communication, shits on the floor and leaves.