rhi 🥀👻

killer queen never really as she seems 🥱 • •

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

The T in Ticketmaster stands for terrorist organization

[t @lluminatae]

Trying to support a small business but they have outrageous prices

[rhi 🥀👻 @rhirhilove]

absolutely lethal face card after crying

[kaycey | ahs spoilers @dykellisto]

american horror story used to have lily rabe play satan and now it’s some blonde dude with a jawline that can’t act

[Captain YUMA @yumabooma]

Every new picture I see from the oval office just looks like this

[Luna🐾🐶 @LunaEtAstrum]

sometimes I feel self conscious about body hair then I remember this

[Corporate Dudes @corporatedudes]

The generation that ruined everything wants our help🤔

[tHE.lAST🔝 @jusLikeMike911]

Can't nobody smoke a cigarette like Jessica Lange

[xayosoa @xayosoa]

having a job is basically getting paid to remain calm around mfs i would never voluntarily speak to

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

How it feels after you calm down

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

they were THE original fag hag and gay best friend

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

“Are you enjoying our website?”

Brother, I have rejected cookies, closed three popups, declined your newsletter, accepted your privacy policy and somehow given you my location. I have not even seen the fucking website yet.

[Chick Bongo 🇵🇷 @Foxyygrandpa__]

AI having the same fate as NFTs would bring so much warmth and joy to my heart.

[Tammy Brown the BAP @scarytammyb]

I want all of my appliances to be as dumb as possible. Give me the physical knobs and buttons. I don’t want to connect anything to wifi.

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

trying to use my phone on my work breaks starter pack

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

FUN FACT: to work at a McDonald's you have to agree to a background check, have no felonies, be a team player, have a positive attitude, and a pleasant demeanor.

The fact that Trump wouldn't even qualify to work at McDonald's, just proves he was never qualified to be president.

[🎧 @mr_RoFasho]

Please stop stressing at ya job. They really don’t give a fuck lol

[lana @4lifeevanpeters]

nobody knows what these 3 all being in the same place for ahs means to me

[milo |-/ @crosshairlvr]

netflix has ads. hulu has ads. disney plus has ads. fuck all of yall

[karen novia d ale @killmyaffairs]

yo cuando salgo horrible en una foto y m dicen pero asi t ves siempre