Rhiannon Smith

Not street, more cul-de-sac. Tester, internet scourer, vinyl record newbie.

[Rhiannon Smith @rhismith]

@wagamama_uk I hope it comes back. @NandosUK got my business tonight instead, I was too gutted to try anything else from you because it won't be as good.

[Rhiannon Smith @rhismith]

@wagamama_uk Devastated that you've removed ginger chicken udon from the menu, it's been my fave for years, and my partner's too. Nothing else comes close. Is it gone for good? If yes, you've just lost 2 loyal customers 😭

[Rhiannon Smith @rhismith]

@TodayTix Maybe don't encourage your customers to attend the theatre when they have covid? Also, your app's chat function is terrible, it freezes and you cannot reset/restart the conversation.

[Rhiannon Smith @rhismith]

Pied flycatchers do have the sickest rhythm. Shout out to Gary for being a G #springwatch

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

It’s meant to be.

[Rhiannon Smith @rhismith]

@RishiSunak You haven't just come back in. You're dry. Stop lying.

[Trades Union Congress @The_TUC]

Forced to work in the rain unnecessarily?

Join a union.

[Rhiannon Smith @rhismith]

Newly-opened on my local High Street. Suspicious timing. New job for Mr Sunak?

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Rishi dishing out this speech in the pouring rain as “Things Can Only Get Better” is played loudly.

Is this an episode of the Thick of It

[Will Jeanes @will_jeanes]

The next Chelsea manager will be the club's 24th (including caretakers) from 2000 onwards — which is more than the number of Popes there have been since 1722.

[Rhiannon Smith @rhismith]

@GheeBowman @fesshole I got Lincoln cathedral! Great idea, thanks for sharing

[Rhiannon Smith @rhismith]

Completing my postal vote form and the date of birth section has the first two digits of the year pre-filled with the numbers "19". Err, how do all the 18-24 year olds complete their postal vote??? 🤦‍♀️

[Rhiannon Smith @rhismith]

@SouthernRailUK We have just been told that this train is out of service, but it is stuck on the platform blocking the line. I'm now having to continue my journey on foot as there are no trains anytime soon. How do I claim delay repay for this please?

[Rhiannon Smith @rhismith]

@SouthernRailUK Been stuck on a train at Gipsy Hill for the last 25 mins. All we've been told is there are signalling problems in Crystal Palace. Any idea when this train will be on the move? It was originally due into Crystal Palace at 18.20.

[Rhiannon Smith @rhismith]

@SouthernRailUK *was* delayed implies that the issue has been resolved. We are still stuck here and there is no information about when we might be able to depart.

[Rhiannon Smith @rhismith]

@SouthernRailUK Our driver has just told us that he has not been told what the destination of this train now is, so we are now being held here whilst he waits to find this out.

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

Roses are red
Violets are blue...

[Rhiannon Smith @rhismith]

It wasn't really a choice, but this still made me smile @SW_Help ❤️ Someone is a Simpsons fan.

[Michael Volpe OBE @NoisyMV]

Mrs Wallace's Saturday

[Hannah Fry @FryRsquared]

That’s it, I’ve found it. My favourite tweet of all time.