Now they always say congratulations... and for good reason. @PostMalone has SEVEN nominations, making him the most nominated artist at the #AMAs this year! Vote now on @Google ➡️ https://t.co/QEmBdawKlZ
One time my girlfriend only had $4 in her bank account and I literally had to stop her from buying a $4 Christmas hat for her dog that said “naughty” or “nice” depending which way it was flipped
Women continue to amaze me
Best UCF employees, ranked:
15. It’s
14. Impossible
13. To rank
12. Them
11. Because
10. They’re all
9. So
8. Friendly
7. And
6. Genuinely
5. Care about
4. Your
3. College
2. Experience
1. Man who swept the floor at Zeta Lip Sync