Ryan Holukoff

Wasting time until the Second Coming

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@RBReich Math checks out

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@AnthonyGagliard @TomBrady Dumbest comment on Twitter

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Don't hate the porridge player, hate the game

Wilford Brimley

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Politics, covid. Nailed it. Twitter is easy

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Looks like Cabela's leads the world in wildlife murder apparel and accessories.This 12" buck knife will look great in some deers back. #yyc

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Ahh, the new Deerfoot City mall in the north of Calgary. You can't polish a turd but they sure tried... #yyc

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This fucking security question is trying to tear my family apart

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I can't remember a time in my life when an update for Acrobat Reader wasn't available.

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That moment when your internet is so bad that it looks like you're streaming Netflix straight from 1995.... #Netflix #firstworldproblems

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Do bald people have the same sensation with their loss of bangs as amputees do with limbs? #bald #badgenetics #phantombangs

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Steve Adams is really handsy and it looks like Golden State is his prom date. I think they will finally go all the way tonight #GoldenState

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@n_droo_yu_el hahaha that was too funny!

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Ever since Trudeau elbowed that chick in the boobs our dollar has gone down... Coincidence?? #weakconnection

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Happy mother's day! let's be honest, if it wasn't for kids being terrible there would be no recognition. You're welcome 😉 #MothersDay

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I 100% will boycott Earl's restaurant if Darth Vader is not in the new Star Wars Rogue one Movie

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I deeply regret all those years I spent eating turkey bacon.

What a shameful chapter of my life.

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Went to a great Christmas eve service, Tho, at one point wasn’t sure if I was watching interpretative dance or aggressive sign language

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Whoever said “it’s better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all”, never bought a crispy crunch bar and misplaced it..

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Doctor:I'm sorry to tell you that you have reverse Benjamin Button disease
Patient:so I'm aging normally?
D: yes
P: So..
D:That'll be $300

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Women r from Venus, men are from mars... Does that mean if we're invaded by Martians my wife will nag them too?