Julia Tolbert

i like to think im funny.

[kelsey @kelsaywhat]

i need the phillies to win so the fictional characters on abbott elementary will be happy

[Jana G. Pruden @jana_pruden]

Offering kids the choice of candy or a potato this year because I saw a meme about it. And honestly it’s super funny to see their reactions.

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

I can no longer Be Real in these conditions

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

A potoroo and her baby snacking on strawberries at Cleland Wildlife Park in Australia.

[EagleTweets @WestlawnES]

It's time for another staff spotlight! Today you have a chance to learn more about Ms. Tolbert, one of our kindergarten teachers! https://t.co/n5DSAgS5ts @FCPSR2 @fcpsnews @rhymeswithjulia

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

'Soaking' is a myth created by men who don't want to do dishes

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

"i was a gifted child" oh you learnt how to do your 3 times tables early and read harry potter by yourself? sorry i didn't realise who i was talking to

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

If you had told me back in 2016 that Trump would sell top secret spy and nuclear intel to foreign adversaries, I’d be like “yeah I know, that’s what we keep saying”

[Prof Zenkus @anthonyzenkus]

If we cancel all student debt, ppl will want medical debt forgiven. If we cancel medical debt, they're going to want free healthcare. If we give them that, they'll want us to house the homeless. Then everyone's going to want a living wage. The whole society will fall apart.

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

My toxic trait is saying yes to things I have the ability to do, without considering if I have the time, energy, or motivation.

[Lesli Margherita @QueenLesli]

honestly today i really needed this footage of an incredibly avant garde penguin artisté creating and admiring his masterpieces i hope he has a show

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

first they came for roger stone, and i said “great.” next, they came for alex jones and i said “good news.” then they came for donald trump and i said “this is also excellent”

[Axel Folio, PhD, White Tears Distiller 🪁 @ISASaxonists]

For all the oppressed yt folks out there.

[Dusty Chipura @dustychipura]

OK let me tell you a story about an #ADHD thing that happens to me and maybe you. It's when you slowly plan and build up to doing a thing but then your secret brain plan gets interrupted and you ABSOLUTELY LOSE IT.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

This commercial from Mothers Against Greg Abbott is brilliant.

[sable @fruitdotcom]

hey (with the intention of doing laundry and taxes with you for the rest of our lives)

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

YOUNG PEOPLE: heres some slightly different language you can use to be more inclusive

OLD PEOPLE: we are going to burn the entire earth to the ground

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Starting to think doomscrolling through the fall of civilization is having a negative effect on my mental health