white people: if you are going to protests to break shit and steal and live out some punk anarchist dream then you should fucking stay home. if you are not going with sole intention of supporting the black community then fucking stay at home
Accidentally drank an entire bottle of red wine in front of the boy on a Tuesday night during quarantine and this man didn’t even blink. I’m keeping him.
The perfect quarantine schedule,
4:00 - Wallow in self pity
4:30 - Stare into the abyss
5:00 - Solve world hunger (tell no one)
5:30 - Jazzercise
6:30 - Dinner with me (I cant cancel that again)
7:00 - Wrestle with my self loathing