so maybe I have insane FOMO for all of the cool shit that KEEPS HAPPENING on tour, but ALSO I keep reminding myself how crazy it still sounds to say that I went to OPENING NIGHT of The Great Divide Tour and yeah, I’m damn grateful for that!! Noah is KILLING this. 🐞🐛🐜🪲
Sorry I can’t come, I had the parasite that causes diarrhea and then got kicked eight feet in the air by a bison at the Madonna concert, but don’t worry here’s a picture of me holding the newspaper to prove I’m alive
republicans in 2024: “kamala can’t just take joe biden’s place in the election. nobody voted for her. that’s not democracy.”
republicans now: “it’s totally fine that lindsey graham’s sister is taking his place.”
as an Illinois girly, I have such massive FOMO about @NoahKahan’s Chicago merch!!! LITERALLY this man has the best merch of any artist and THEN he ALSO ADDS Cubs themed shit?! I am unwell. 😫
see also: that Chicago dog is arguably the best patch of tour, BRAVO! 🌭
Ok hear me out: instead of all of us having to become extremely knowledgeable on a new infectious disease every 3-6 months, what if we got a large group of experts together and just put them in charge of giving us easy to understand health recommendations. They could also do things like track outbreaks and predict future concerns.
honestly, if a genie came to me and offered me 3 wishes, I fear that my first wish would be to have @noodlescompany bring back Alfredo MontAmore, I’m still not over her. 💔
this timeline can’t be real, because what do you mean TAYLOR SWIFT is doing more to help Americans (see also: CHILDREN in dire need of healthcare) than the dickheads in charge of the whole damn country 🙃
one thing about me is that I unironically love McDonald’s, I will not be accepting any criticism on this, and if you’re still a hater in 2026, you should GROW UP.