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JET FUEL CANT MELT STEEL BEAMS #sadbasshead #willcherishthememoriesforever

[kz @ribbitkel]

i need this pinned so i can easily access it https://t.co/otm7DY7io0

[trash jones @jzux]

if i'm rudolph i'm so fucking pissed. you bullied me for years and now you want my help with a work emergency? get fucked losers, i'll see you on the breadlines

[Justin Bieber @justinbieber]

Went to where I shot my music video for baby

This is what happened

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Give this man another drink

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

unfortunately i have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

so I hadn’t heard about this case until today, but the long/short is a gaggle of alcoholic cops killed their buddy, tried to make his girlfriend a patsy, but failed because they made a bunch of Casey Anthony google searches like “how quickly can someone freeze to death?”

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

it’s clear who’s #1 with longest title

[jynx @jynxbby]

“my boyfriend doesn’t let me”

[songs that changed history @iconiksongs]

guess who stopped the music

[⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆ en (IA/MOVED CHECK BIO) @oldhartralston]

never did a double take as hard as i did reading the back of this book….like wdym?!?

[brady @zipoffs]

my coworker texted me and was like “heyyy so i think i might have left something in the bathroom at work. can you go get it and put it in my desk? you’ll know what it is when you see it”

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

that hot guy from dublin who got stabbed posted the hardest ig story ive ever seen in my life

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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