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i’m funny i promise 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[grovy @grovymango]

When I am chopped it is a form of resistance against societal expectations for women and I am very brave

[Yacine @hearts4kamiko]

I fantasize about being asked questions

[Joe @GhostOfChampJc]

Getting a bit of grief because I ordered a pint of it. What's the charge here? A pint? A succulent blue pint? No one would care if it was a half.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

You could probably Waterboard a lot of Information out of me. I have a Very low tolerance for Discomfort

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Constantly fluctuating between “where did the time go” to this

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

pros of university: no one tells you what to do.
​cons of university: no one tells you what to do.

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

It's fucking 2026 man the breakfast menu should be available all day. You never know what someone is going thru

[erika @yeeeerika]

[me with zero history of restraint] i should treat myself, i deserve it

[2fenlon @fen_lon]

i wish animals understood Pointing. like stop looking at my hand and look Over There

[latatalover @latatalover]

getting deathly worried about my future every 2 minutes and then calming down

[ezri @ezriverse]

How I feel taking selfie

[Kimi Antonelli Shady Facts @12kissco]

got tears in my eyes

[amore @amoreterical]

how it feels to not have any juice in the house when ure really craving some juice

[Joker Einstein @JokerElNSTEIN]

Watching Rick And Morty secretly as an adult makes you wonder if anyone would ever love you if they knew the truth

[Sillyfella @sillyfella600]

White people in 2020 when Minecraft deleted zombie pigmen

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

gay men making fun of nonbinary people for a crumb of right-wing political clout in 2026