laudable pus

30 | she/her/hers | lancing buboes and treating plague like it's 1348 | icon from | pester me at

[laudable pus @riboplasm]

living the medicine sitcom life, script partially by my big, dumb mouth

https://t.co/H16lBoTB70

[laudable pus @riboplasm]

my friend told me to keep an official log of my misadventures in clinical medicine because i'm a comedy magnet so here it comes

[laudable pus @riboplasm]

would you trust men to control when you got pregnant?

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

BIRTH CONTROL SHOULD BE FOR MEN… IT SHOULD HAVE ALWAYS BEEN FOR MEN

[TenDay @CaliTenDay]

Women are really going to “but our hormones” ur way into having zero rights 😭

You see this mindset in work, fitness, even basic adult responsibilities like time management and life skills that require any type of handiness.

[laudable pus @riboplasm]

@desolatethesea oh i liked this!!! it felt more like what i wanted from new adult/romantasy: pleasantly mindnumbing, occasionally thoughtful

[laudable pus @riboplasm]

@bigauntieenergy @Akitron i think it has a bone tumor

[laudable pus @riboplasm]

@memilies i didn't think it was particularly gruesome or overly exploited clinical scenarios for shock value though

[laudable pus @riboplasm]

@memilies the pitt lowkey triggered me from being too accurate to my actual work experiences (then it actually triggered me by failing to hire an obgyn to consult on its episode with shoulder dystocia)

[AquilaDraws (Commissions Open 3/10 Taken) 🇲🇽 @VeliteAquila]

Guy who loves Ancient Rome:
"OMG the Aztecs were so evil!!!"

[laudable pus @riboplasm]

@tropotropotropo he has a behemoth pc though

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@tropotropotropo bf likes it!!

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@tropotropotropo i wish i could be so unethical as to shill my chinese heritage in such a capitalist way https://t.co/RcrJOMZJ6C

[laudable pus @riboplasm]

@tropotropotropo the wellness industry has a larger marketshare than big pharma yet suspiciously the wellness industry isn't subject to the same scrutiny!!!!

[laudable pus @riboplasm]

@tropotropotropo it's why those posts about how "my naturopath does such a good job of explaining things to me and validating my feelings" drive me nuts. the validation is the marketing tool to make money off you on things you do not need

[laudable pus @riboplasm]

@tropotropotropo it's because sometimes there are no good answers to why you feel kinda crappy and snake oil salesmen have incentive to blow smoke up your ass and validate your feelings using lab results that are not clinically validated to sell treatments that are not clinically validated either

[laudable pus @riboplasm]

@tropotropotropo we live in the stupidest timeline oh
my god

[laudable pus @riboplasm]

@tropotropotropo it's straight white woman rapey handmaid's tale dramione darkfic porn that's readable if bloated in pacing

[laudable pus @riboplasm]

@tropotropotropo i asked my boyfriend how he was so confident kirk was dead when the news was only reporting he was in the hospital but only until i saw the video

[laudable pus @riboplasm]

@spacewretch she's so funny and wry and insightful about human psychology

[laudable pus @riboplasm]

@bigauntieenergy the vast majority of doctors never win awards and graduated around the average, but in aggregate we save lives and prevent disease. there is meaning in leading an average life and being a mundane participant in your community

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

9/10 of the most common birthdays are in September.

[cain 𓃠 @wolfyaltwitch]

I'm so scared to play disco Elysium what if I end up like this