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code archeologist

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The soothing nighttime ritual of making tea you're going to forget to drink

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@shakoistsLog maybe we could use them to vote in elections too!

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I'm glad we practiced this exercise with the Blue button / Red button thought experiment

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@powerbottomdad1 Ask her for an allowance??

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@BohunkAmerican @UsingLyft Plus private security

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/compact forget the slurs i called you

[Michelle Tandler @michelletandler]

Last night while the NYC Mayor was watching basketball, I went to the Bronx and attended the Rent Guidelines Board meeting.

Wow, was it painful.

For nearly five hours, tenant after tenant approached the microphone and begged, yelled and demanded a rent freeze.

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@SheepHunter110 @nypost Sorry man. That sounds like a bad family and a tough life. I hope you find the healing you need

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@KianErfaan Woah I'm still here!

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@tekbog have you heard of Roko's iceberg? https://t.co/HnMrGoJ2H4

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Tammy's trays is the one using EBT to buy raw ingredients, and is selling plates to turn EBT into money fairly efficiently. But this business wouldn't make much sense if it wasn't trying to launder snap into cash.

And of course there's other people in their community who want to spend cash they got illicitly

[eigenrobot @eigenrobot]

occasional reminder the only quote you should ever offer to a journalist is "peter thiel i am willing to serve as a plaintiff against this newspaper"

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When my wife says "this will be a quick sewing project" I have no idea what that means. 15 minutes? A day? Three weeks? Two years?

[Brian Graham 🦬 @iroasmas]

am i sure the death star is going down? look at my quant. look at him! you notice anything different about him? look at his eyes. i’ll give you a hint—his name’s a fucking number!! he doesn’t even speak english—it’s all beep-boop shit!! yeah, i’m sure.

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@BecomingCritter Critter's pre-date mantra:

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@eigenrobot Hunter is a perfect fall guy

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@MostlyMonkey poor gen x. They never got a chance to lead, and now millennials are going to deny them bennies.

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@ouranometrian2 i'm pretty sure adderal is approved for use during pregnancy? not saying that's wise though

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@HakureiRyan @smcroasters She's gotta be in the DV olympics

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@wtffolly_ You catch a couple stalking & harassment charges and the game changes

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Pride flag for straight men who dated a she/they (we're in the Q right?)

[pnorm @paleonormie]

pride flag for straight men whose girlfriends still identify as bisexual