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[mommy sha @Shamonix_]

I wanna grow my bush and donate it to the men who are balding

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

"We regret to inform you"

You will regret informing me

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"Do you all mind if we cancel?"
Me :

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

Me tryna adjust my pad in public without making it obvious

[🫧🦋 @tracey09_]

When I blow the bathroom up and open the door & it’s someone right there waiting to use it after me.

[Idk @Luvidk21_]

me: “I love skincare!”

me when it’s time to wash my face at night :

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me going back to sleep because there’s 47 seconds left until my alarm goes off

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

Me trying to hold back a rude comment at work so l can stay employed

[⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢𝚗𝚒𝚛𝚊 @muniiverse_]

almost 8 months into the year and i’m still a fat fuck

[yagi @yducknow]

this is how I be looking when I text “interesting”

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

me after seeing how fat i look in a picture

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

when you finally made it to payday after living off $4.97 for the past 2 weeks

[XENI @viperelitex]

"After graduation, many doors will open for you"

Me after graduation:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[Christy ✨ @WillowMantis]

These are the kind of people that call Michelle Obama a man. 🤭

[Covie @covie_93]

I literally do not get why those people keep attacking the Obamas especially Michelle, like what did she do to them????

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY

[Akira @Akir_a997]

do y'all ever get pre-annoyed? like u already know someone is about to piss u off?

[yadi ⋆˚꩜｡⋆. @strawberryadi]

lately

[ɴᴀᴅɪ. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

Me realizing giving 110% gets you the same paycheck as Susan who "forgets" to do her job: