mena! 🪐

i will change for you ♡

[farum azula beastman @intrst8fifteen]

Mom is trying to use the microphone on the roku to search for something and dad keeps yelling “GAY PORN” before she can say anything

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

#SayThatAgain

[Neo ݁ᛪ༙ @Neoskiiiii]

You compliment a lightskin nigga he gonna look at u like this for the rest of the night

[frankie steins gay uncle || spoilers @kuntimora]

googled one of my old usernames and the AI overview showed my entire legal name and where I work

[elli 🌸 @elli_evermore]

what if she’s shopping for HIM? didn’t think of that one did you #NOTWOKEENOUGH #OUTWOKED

[໊ @shaynyss]

Good lord

[Eric 🦭 @airqwk]

i’m a chud i’m a chud i’m a fat little chud

[bri @bribrisimps]

discourse about men in victoria’s secret stores

[The Road Jess Travelled @JessPected]

Imagine if women counted men failing to give them orgasms as "withholding sex." Imagine if they considered a lack of orgasms justification to cheat. Men are failing to realize just how considerate women actually are, while demanding more.

[🌚 @qjxikqdwjzsf4]

koreaboo girl in my friend group said she wishes she was born in korea because men here are too misogynistic

[mir @redlipsgunmetal]

the directionally challenged playing resident evil and opening the map 10 times every three minutes

[🌙 @killaLaura]

He’s actually down the street from ugly

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

hate when ppl make me laugh on my period like btch stop u made me ink

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

how it feels to use twitter

[austin 3000 @popespeed]

i mean this with all love and some respect but some of you all have got to grow up

[Undead Never Dies V. IV 〓〓 @UndeadCantDie]

"Stare at a wall" is so apt bc there is literally nothing for kids to do here anymore. Parks are for young children, so teens get chased out, everything is super expensive so you can't go on a day out, and there's precious little nature left to explore.

Thats all you can do.

[Stellar is going to vc! 🍓 @StellarFloat]

Right? This is what the whole making out before bed thing is about. Women respond well to low pressure and really, really well to anticipation and teasing.