austin 3000

personality hire

[austin 3000 @popespeed]

i luv 2 use shampy AND condish

[austin 3000 @popespeed]

@debomastic @brainhell_th @Caol_MacCormaic @celinedionysus_ https://t.co/tkCZOWuaYK

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

The way the Knicks used to run train on me to let off steam. Actually. Alexa, Delete tweet and do not send this tweet

[austin 3000 @popespeed]

who's gonna make https://t.co/Rs6NvMlG5r for baseball...

[austin 3000 @popespeed]

@brainhell_th @Caol_MacCormaic @celinedionysus_ wait what did Heems do

[Chris DeVille @chrisdeville]

Ashley is correct. This confusion drives me nuts. In my book, I argue that the emergence of stomp-clap was a big factor in hipsters going all-in on pop, rap, R&B, electronic, basically getting as far away from a Mumford/Lumineers style as possible. https://t.co/NTUo1h3Ad4

[austin 3000 @popespeed]

Mauricio Dubon and Jorge Mateo are shaping up to be the 2026 versions of 2021 Eddie Rosario except they can actually play defense

[austin 3000 @popespeed]

"ain't" has pretty definitive British origins; "y'all" was popularized in the southern U.S. but can be roughly traced to Scots-Irish immigrants + appeared in writing as far back as 1600s England

[austin 3000 @popespeed]

both these words originated in Europe lol

[Rika Uindou @uindourika]

The most disastrous consequence of American globalism was Europeans saying “y’all” and “ain’t”. Its like seeing a dog hold a spoon. Very unusual and very scary.

[austin 3000 @popespeed]

you're right but not for the reason you think

[Kiko Suarez @imkikosuarez]

Europeans will suffer aneurysms when they see the type of stadiums that exist in the US

[austin 3000 @popespeed]

@DangNabit48 @na_me_eso_atta @HunterBiden what's immoral about doing crack or fucking a widow

[austin 3000 @popespeed]

@turntineforwhat smfh Aren't you shooting all the "expectation" parts at the literal party?? Like...you're doing all that! Who's stopping you??

[kev joon @never_oppressed]

California is a great example of what happens when you push toothless, liberal centrism to its extremes. Working people suffer, living conditions degrade, and far right extremism thrives.

[austin 3000 @popespeed]

@FoxMillDem @gmoomaw @ActivateVA Bring in one of those stupid Savannah Bananas teams then, whatever. Point is, lay down the law with Squirrels leadership and make them understand who has the leverage here

[austin 3000 @popespeed]

many such "blue state" cases. Dem monopoly on state govt means you have a lot of D electeds/voters who would be independent or R in a different state

[gal debored @ckayerawlings]

I hate for everyone have to learn that California — and Los Angeles is actually a great example of this — is not progressive

[Sasha Perigo @sashaperigo]

Not to beat up on this girl more than the comments already have, but this is a great example of how a hating billionaires is not the same as class consciousness.

[austin 3000 @popespeed]

@FoxMillDem @gmoomaw @ActivateVA Not right away, certainly. But longer-term? A Nats or Orioles farm team makes way more sense for the area than Giants anyway.

[austin 3000 @popespeed]

@Ziggy_Tzardust @offbeatorbit i'd say Fleet Foxes/Decemberists got closer

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

look, i'm not humorless so i can get behind jokes looking back on the hipster era just as much as the next girl who spent too much money at american apparel. But people have GOT to stop associating that scene with stomp clap lumineers shit. it's inaccurate!

[erika @yeeeerika]

the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords