Dick_Duf

[Dick_Duf @richard_89]

@fesshole I feel I need to share my proudest Dad joke. Wife wanted a pic of her and our son on Diagon Alley at the Harry Potter studio. I asked if she wanted the photo straight or diagonally.

[Dick_Duf @richard_89]

@SoVeryBritish I need it "by the end of play".

[Dick_Duf @richard_89]

@anon_opin Personally I can't wait to ditch my kids and enjoy the piss up.

[Dick_Duf @richard_89]

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[Dick_Duf @richard_89]

@SoVeryBritish Jizz. We were too young to know what it meant, I don't even remember how it became my nickname. By the time I found out what it meant it had already stuck. God knows what my mates parents thought. I'm now 32 and it's still used by my school mates.

[Dick_Duf @richard_89]

@bradfordmdc (BD12) our general waste bin collection was missed again on Friday. In the last 4 weeks 3 collections have been missed. Our last general waste collection was almost 5 weeks ago. Can a collection be arranged as we cannot wait another 9 day for next collection. Thanks