Richard

“Not where you go, but who you travel with”

[Richard @richardabarnes]

Simple, really...

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The great British heatwave is underway. The supermarket is packed. The sausage aisle is busier than a nightclub on New Year’s Eve. One man has no top on. A woman just said “How about some kebabs on sticks? Will they do?” A chap just muttered “mustn’t forget coleslaw”. Someone else simply shouted “BUNS!”

It’s all go.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

When you park in an empty car park and someone comes and parks in the spot right next to you. What is wrong with these people?!

[Richard @richardabarnes]

@paddypower Arsenal

[Richard @richardabarnes]

@PlanetFPLPod 🤩

[The Poke @ThePoke]

Ros Atkins’ fascinating analysis of ’24 hours on Elon Musk’s Twitter timeline’ is the most eye-opening and important 3 minutes you’ll watch today
https://t.co/SAeniCHSZD

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

The damning statistics that reveal the true cost of Brexit, five years on

https://t.co/T4C943mbnJ

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

The best gifts in life are sometimes the simple things that we take for granted.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

I meant to tidy the house today but I've accidentally just looked at my phone for 8 hours instead.

Hate it when that happens.

[Richard @richardabarnes]

Wham “Last Christmas” is now 40 years old!! Yes. 40…How did that happen? 🎅🏻 🎄

#Christmas

[Bristol Live @BristolLive]

Bristol Balloon Fiesta: 29 stunning photos of across the city from above https://t.co/wClLhR6OJf

[Tennis TV @TennisTV]

1001 singles matches
739 victories
105 top 10 wins
46 ATP titles
41 weeks as World No. 1
29 wins over the Big 3
14 Masters 1000 titles
11 Grand Slam finals
3 Grand Slam titles
2 Olympic Gold medals
1 @andy_murray

Thank you, Sir Andy 💙💙💙

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Never even liked tennis anyway.

[Richard @richardabarnes]

#Bristol #Brizzle

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

I just remembered it’s meant to be summer. I’d completely forgotten.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

You know when the teacher makes up a pretend job like pencil monitor for the thick kid who’s always getting into trouble? Anyway, Lee Anderson is now Chief Whip of the Reform Party.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

"Brexit has ruined this country, and now the majority of Britons thinks so too."

RT if you are that majority.

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

You are wealthy when you can freely decide what to do with your time.

• enjoying slow mornings
• time for fun and play
• a good night’s sleep
• taking regular long walks
• reading good books
• periodic day naps
• meaningful conversations
• preparing home cooked meals

[Samuel West 💙💛 @exitthelemming]

Fifteen years. Five prime ministers, seven chancellors, eight foreign secretaries, twelve culture secretaries and sixteen housing ministers.

A thread, for #RantyTuesday.

[Richard @richardabarnes]

@FplMode @OfficialFPL Jobe Bellingham