Richard Tran

Member of Technical Staff @PureStorage, epee fencer, ultra runner. All views and statements are my own.

[Richard Tran @richardtran]

Rewatching Return of the Jedi. If the Ewoks were about to eat Han and Luke in this scene, it makes you wonder what they were eating in the celebration at the end. There a lot of dead imperials on the moon after all #ewoks #notwhoyouthink

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Excited to announce the release of my team’s latest ML related feature. Our customers can now easily upgrade their systems’ configurations to ones we recommend based on their historic usage patterns and anticipated growth! ⁦@PureStorage⁩ https://t.co/6ZDJsNhyti

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@setsupad lol that Diluc

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@BizzleberryLoL So just a chat room?

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@AnneMunition The worse for me was ordering @shakeshack bacon cheese fries and getting the bacon and the cheese but minus the fries 🥓 🧀 😭 🍟

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Just got my first video game related patent. Note to self: Play more video games 📼🎮🕹️

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@Nikitagranate 😱

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@CarmenChuSF Hi @CarmenChuSF we went ahead and mailed in a request for a copy. However, our officiant just got a letter from your office (7 months later) that the photocopy of the marriage license she sent is not valid even though @GavinNewsom EO-N-58-20 allows it.

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@CarmenChuSF Hi, we've been trying to get a copy of our marriage certificate from your office since August through VitalChek. They're hopeless. Would you recommend we send a request directly to your office through mail?

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@NikitaSirohi7 You should use @goodreads to track your progress

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All the free stuff I got from work @PureStorage over the last month. Holiday gifts, invention awards and raffle prizes.

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Fun times with the wife watching my favorite streamers @acouplestreams

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@NikitaSirohi7 I think the timeline for the vaccine is still the same. The big news was its projected effectiveness. Also... I remember when Java was 11 years old. I'm so old.

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I just backed aeseaes - Shapeshifter - Our First Full-Length Album on @Kickstarter https://t.co/hPiI7HNHAj

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Jim Bob finds something new to do
#FindSomethingNew #SouthPark

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@Pterodactylsftw Someone already did the study for you
https://t.co/PfnFJnF9zY

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Katie Porter's sister, a doctor, is breaking down how staying in can save lives during the COVID-19 crisis

[pokimane @pokimanelol]

finally announcing something i've been working on for months ^_^
i'm sponsoring four @StemAdvantage scholars & I've created the "Pokimane Scholarship" with @UCIEsports, which will be continuously awarded every year! 👨‍🎓👩‍🎓

details @ https://t.co/j68A0Rnvb5

[Mayim Bialik @missmayim]

It’s time to have…"the talk!" That’s why I have partnered with @IBM to bring you tips and tricks for practicing safe tech. #letstalksafetech #ad

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@HellthyJunkFood