Sheff.Rich

Fat knackered and old,creak when i move,make a little moaning sound when i bend down,struggle to reach my socks anymore,

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@SagarH62 Colin bland

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@Jvm_Manoj Guy Martin

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@Murk441 Feet

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@Hudsonweather My dogs bum had a bumblebee land on it yesterday if that helps

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@GaryLineker football is a simple game,you play 23minutes each quarter,then the Germans lose on penalties

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@prodnose The British number 1 player is actually a wheelie bin with a broken badminton racket in it

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@Nigel_Farage You orchestrated the braking of it you fuckwit

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Jamie Smith can’t bat,can’t catch and has added can’t judge running between the wickets to his long list of not being up to playing test cricket

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@Ellss_ann Smashing blouse

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@BBCMOTD @BBCSport This game with DR Congo will take ages to arrange,we all know how long it take to get a doctor��s appointment

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@bbctms @LukeKempner Who were they meant to be?

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@FirstDoctor So how come medical students are the biggest pissheads at university?

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Jamie Smith another one from Surrey whose shit

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@_DW24 @RJDhowzat Have you not seen the wicketkeeper?

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@lovechocolita You’d still be thick tho

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@SkyCricket Smith puts more down than James Herriot did

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No wonder JamieSmiths missis has let him be available for the test,she must be scared he’d drop the baby#ENGvNZ

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@BBCSport I wouldn’t say they played 90mins,more like they were there

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@_GeorgeSmith99 @AlexJPMiller He’s a wee Scottish man,whose got a static caravan🎶

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@ThatBloke_Jesus Did he get you owt for yer birthday?