Error Jordan

throw me in the trash.

[Error Jordan @richbenjamin]

Man, if half the people that commented on what people have made actually made something themselves, we might transcend the human condition.

[Error Jordan @richbenjamin]

This team continues to crush execution on a quickly evolving service that looks absolutely amazing.

[Orbit @orbitai]

Today, we’re showcasing @OrbitAI, the identity layer of the internet that resolves human entities across the web.

People discovery represents 10% of web searches, but it’s still a scavenger hunt to find who you’re looking for.

Orbit has reorganized the web from the ground up, unifying all data about a person in one searchable graph.

We built an interface for the X community to preview it. Try it out👇

[Error Jordan @richbenjamin]

The revolution will be monetized

[Error Jordan @richbenjamin]

Don’t let this Crowdstrike rhetoric fool you. Any day is a good day to set fire to Windows machines globally. Friday just means there are beers chilled for the World Burning Watch Fest. Gradual rollouts are for lames who don’t have ass to slam when the day ends. #DeployOrDie

[Error Jordan @richbenjamin]

Somebody hype a new JS framework so I can crumb.

[Error Jordan @richbenjamin]

As a tech investor, I only have one question during a pitch. “How does it make me cum?” It’s 2024. If your tech doesn’t also make me cum, you’re stuck in Web 2.0.

[Error Jordan @richbenjamin]

Imagine fuckin Diddy for a record contract, then SoundCloud comes out.

[Error Jordan @richbenjamin]

The word “off” is so powerful. Example : laid vs laid off.

[Error Jordan @richbenjamin]

The worst part of the Zoom era interview is seeing how shitty most “important” people’s internet is.

[Error Jordan @richbenjamin]

I see they’re making mini Cheerios now. How long before we just gotta believe there’s a hole in the middle?

[Error Jordan @richbenjamin]

Mekhi Fiverr

[Error Jordan @richbenjamin]

Politicians never retire because they know social security ain’t shit.

[Error Jordan @richbenjamin]

@iamshackelford Only working with people who have an ESPN 30 for 30

[Error Jordan @richbenjamin]

Escape is never the safest bet.

[Error Jordan @richbenjamin]

Aggressive real estate speculation and foreign investment is why California housing is hard. Folks treat California real estate like a fucking bitcoin.

[Error Jordan @richbenjamin]

Am I wrong cuz I wanna get it on til I die?

[Error Jordan @richbenjamin]

@richarddoomed Can I play?

[Error Jordan @richbenjamin]

Yeah, but what’s that is Apple payments?

[Error Jordan @richbenjamin]

Release the AR goggles so I can goo.

[Error Jordan @richbenjamin]

Out of all of my peers that own a home, only 3 own a home without having to have a parent die first to leave money. 2 others lived with their parents well into being married and having children. I want a house, but I don’t want to live with or wish dead my children’s grandparents

[Error Jordan @richbenjamin]

Housing prices won’t really fall in California until the generation of people holding homes hostage as retirement assets realize they worked their whole life for someone else, and that’s only worth a regular ass house. And that thought kills them instantly.