Rich Parker

I'm Generation X -
I'm a professional cynic, but my heart's not in it..

[Rich Parker @richeyparker]

@VladVexler My buddy contracted ME, it knocked him off his feet for years, recovery came very slowly. I'm pretty sure he is still affected 30 years later.

[Rich Parker @richeyparker]

@bayraktar_1love Praise the Lord.

[Rich Parker @richeyparker]

@United24media And it couldn't of happened to a nicer country.

[Rich Parker @richeyparker]

Hi Mr Darth. I really loved your long form podcasts on Russia in all it's glory, but they seem to have disappeared from the Internet. Please, oh please Mr Darth, where may they be found. Keep up the awsone work.
@DarthPutinKGB

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

I received a report from the Minister of Internal Affairs, Ihor Klymenko.

All emergency services are involved in saving as many people as possible after the Russian strike on Kyiv. Searches are underway for people trapped under the rubble. Some have been rescued. Information on each name is being verified.

As of now, 7 people are confirmed dead, including, tragically, a child. Dozens have been injured across different districts of the city. So far, 80 people have received necessary assistance; 64 have been wounded in the attack, and 50 are currently hospitalized. Among the injured are 9 children. Many buildings in the city have been damaged — these are ordinary residential buildings, and other facilities — all civilian. Among the damaged sites is one of Kyiv’s mosques.

The attack was extremely insidious and deliberately calculated to overload the air defense system. Kyiv was the main target for “shaheds,” other drones, and missiles, though there is damage in other regions as well. Rescue operations will continue as long as necessary — until the fate of every person is clarified. There are sufficient forces and resources. I am grateful to everyone who is working to save lives and provide assistance.

[Rich Parker @richeyparker]

@RealDMitchell Ahhhh, a joke so old and yet so good that a major broadcaster can get it... Good time to be alive

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

Our public services are not safe in Nigel Farage’s hands.

[Rich Parker @richeyparker]

@theAliceRoberts Thank you for sharing this.. It's made my day. 😝

[Rich Parker @richeyparker]

@CSLewisDaily Sigh. How surprised are we, really?

[Rich Parker @richeyparker]

@DenisDanilovL Ahhh the wonders of political technology in the service of the dodgy

[Rich Parker @richeyparker]

@PlanZyx @IsraelWarRoom @amnesty Thanks for putting it so succinctly.

[Rich Parker @richeyparker]

@pravda_eng Of course they want peace talks, so long as it allows the Russians to take land.

[Rich Parker @richeyparker]

@EHunterChristie Come on people. Like you say, any sovereign nation can help on its own, outside the jurisdiction of extra national organisations like nato. Let's have Britain stand up and be counted

[Rich Parker @richeyparker]

Petition: We call upon the Government to hold a Public Inquiry into the impact of Brexit https://t.co/d2bneirAba

[Sir William Browder KCMG @Billbrowder]

About to begin my day to advocate for Vladimir Kara-Murza at the Parliamentary Assembly of the Council of Europe in Strasbourg. Vladimir is the most punished political prisoner in Russia with a 25 year sentence. We won’t leave a stone unturned in fighting for his release.

[Rich Parker @richeyparker]

@DKRoskilde @MedvedevRussiaE Please, please yes.. We (Brits) really do need to get over ourselves and just rejoin the EU!

[James May @MrJamesMay]

Dear @elonmusk - this is hate speech. Please remove it.

[Rich Parker @richeyparker]

@MzSgtPepper @MarkHamill Ahh jabba you bad lad...

[Liubov Tsybulska @TsybulskaLiubov]

We don’t lose our sense of humor

[Rich Parker @richeyparker]

@ConanOBrien A semi-tone.

[Rich Parker @richeyparker]

@ConanOBrien Key change between each one