Rich Gelder

Delete your coconut.

[Rich Gelder @richgelder]

@tomrburton Sweet mobility scooters

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@LGEL

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘺

[Rich Gelder @richgelder]

@LGEL

[Rich Gelder @richgelder]

Mack several times a day

[Rich Gelder @richgelder]

Mack several times a day

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

GIVE HIM FOOD 😡😡

[Rich Gelder @richgelder]

@LGEL

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@tomrburton

[WIRED @WIRED]

Meet Brandon Sanderson. Brandon published two books in the time it took our writer to finish this story. Brandon's fantasy writing made him $55 million last year. Brandon doesn't think he's a very good writer.

📷: Michael Friberg | https://t.co/GczMykmqeC

[Rich Gelder @richgelder]

@LGEL I reckon I could fall in the hole 🤷‍♂️

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@LGEL

[Rich Gelder @richgelder]

@LGEL I think she imagined these things.

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@LGEL

[Andy Field @andyfieldhello]

Tearfully waving out the train window as my girlfriend runs alongside

*45 minutes later*

She's still keeping pace. It's inhuman. Everyone on the train is screaming. I'm begging her to stop but she can't hear me. Her eyes are pure white. Police helicopters circle overhead

[Rich Gelder @richgelder]

@tomrburton another of my absolute favourite one liners

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

“Hey, look, is that Dad?”
“Either that, or Batman’s really let himself go.”

[Rich Gelder @richgelder]

@tomrburton @olmizon

[Billy Liddell @Liddellpool]

Well done Rafa,love you

[Rich Gelder @richgelder]

@stu_e_hughes

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@stu_e_hughes how's the beard going?

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@tomrburton

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@ianmca

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@ianmca

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@LGEL

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@tomrburton

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