Richard Graham

[Richard Graham @richietheg]

Dear Mr @CountBinface, in your next manifesto, could you include putting windscreen wipers on the upper deck of double decker buses please?

[Richard Graham @richietheg]

Is the time, effort, and money spent by @SW_Help on changing the announcer's voice on their 455s a subtle admission that the 701s are going to be even more delayed than they already are?

[Richard Graham @richietheg]

@jasperfforde So,half way through RSS (audiobook version) and half consider this a spoiler that it ends on a cliffhanger !

[Richard Graham @richietheg]

@Sandford_Police Is it perhaps wrong to suggest that a drink or drug driver should be in the car when this happens? 🤔 #mostlyjoking

[Richard Graham @richietheg]

@Simpsons_tweets This scene is how I found out that in America, cider isn't alcoholic.

[Richard Graham @richietheg]

@SW_Help Was Tolworth really one of the best you had to offer??? Really???

[Richard Graham @richietheg]

Early morning thoughts: "strange how this level crossing is always down when I come through." Split second realisation: "I'm sat on the train..." 🤦‍♂️

[Richard Graham @richietheg]

So, whose great idea was it @SW_Help to close all the shops (or most of them at least) and the toilets for refurb at @LondonWaterloo at the same time? And next time, spec bigger portaloos - these ones are tiny. Rant over.

[Richard Graham @richietheg]

@whoelsebutalf @KeepingKen My car isn't blue.

[Richard Graham @richietheg]

@nationalrailenq Slightly late, just like your trains then!

(Just kidding - you did open yourself up for that though!)

[Litterbox Comics @LitterboxComics]

Happy #Thanksgiving to those who celebrate it! Happy Thursday to those that don't! Have some comics! (1/3)🧵

#thanksgivingmemes #Thankful

[Richard Graham @richietheg]

@swr_help - when will we know what services you're running tomorrow (Monday 7 Nov)? (Other companies have put out their timetables already and are running a fairly normal service!)

[Richard Graham @richietheg]

So, I know that there's much more important stuff going on than this... and I know @RoyalMailHelp, you have been on strike (which I support btw), but I've had a package on 48-hour delivery sitting in one of your mail centres since 24 August...

[Richard Graham @richietheg]

Quick note to @NewWineEngland and @NewWineUnited - may I gently point out that having the worship song words at #United22 in all caps is not very accessible for any dyslexic people? (And, on a more personal note, why no punctuation? Changes the meanings of things!)

[SVNWP @SoVeryNewWine]

In the sun with my feet up and a bacon butty to demolish. Watching all the joggers go by. Lord bless them in all their athletic super keenness. And bless this bacon butty to my gutty.

[Alf!! - Comedian @whoelsebutalf]

Rumours are going about that I am going to release a range of Bubblewrap Condoms.
Unfortunately that is nothing more than Poppycock.

[Richard Graham @richietheg]

@whoelsebutalf Can't remember if I've also mentioned about your fans up the road either... https://t.co/24jPImkB6R

[Richard Graham @richietheg]

Found @whoelsebutalf's Cornish doppleganger...

[Richard Graham @richietheg]

... I've just had to show one of our apprentices how to use a desk telephone...

[Richard Graham @richietheg]

What I've learnt today so far: Sleep me can switch off several alarm clocks without waking me up.