Tom Lehrer has put all his songs online (including lyrics & sheet music), and given away all rights to them. The site will only be up for a limited time. This is a very niche tweet that will make a small segment of people very happy. https://t.co/sowetybPhT
@EmoPhilips Can endorse; I thoroughly enjoyed your performance earlier this year on the only moderately heckler-infested shores of Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg.
Someone (in real life? on the internet?) once told me the story of someone who reads “AF” as “as foretold.”
As in, “This taco is spicy AF” was read as “This taco is spicy, as foretold.”
I don’t remember who it was, but I am here to thank them: I now also read it this way.
"And do not listen to those who keep saying, 'THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE IS THE VOICE OF GOD', because the tumult of the crowd is always close to madness." - Alcuin of York, to Charlemagne, 739
Patrick in Pennsylvania is a conservative and a local election judge. "Through my participation in that," he recounts, "I have so much *more* faith in the election process than I ever did before."
Our elections are free and fair. Only one side is doubting and threatening that.
REMINDER: In Kansas, the anti-abortion measure was supposed to win by four points, according to polls.
It lost by 18 POINTS.
When we show up, we WIN.
IGNORE THE POLLS.
@MJMcKean@creamofwool I'm going to to start using this when someone keeps banging on with some old nonsense.
ELON MUSK: Comedy is now legal on Twitter.
ME: Keep ringing, doll boy.