Rich Sirop

[Charles Chatman @Charles43631438]

This son bought his dad a truck after his dad’s truck broke down. He’s not a NBA or NFL, DR. or a lawyer,hust a regular guy worked hard to get his dad a truck. This shows his appreciation. The gift just says THANKS DAD... I love you!

[Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo]

The young man seated next to me on this plane has taken no less than 7000 selfies since we’ve boarded. Guys, I think I’m sitting next to an influencer. #stillonground

[Chad Read @squirrel74wkgn]

I'm not sure who's more drunk, me or the guy wearing my wife’s clothes standing in the mirror.

[Simmy Kustanowitz @simmykay]

I’ve been married for 15 years but if I went on blind dates this would definitely be what I opened with.

[Rich Sirop @richsirop]

@BillKristol @MrGeorgeWallace This will soon be Trumps view from the inside.

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

hilarious. https://t.co/wSHi95ehz8

[Rich Sirop @richsirop]

@saraschaefer1 This story is incredible. You’re so thoughtful and talented. I love Darnley!!!

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Pretty lucky Joe Kennedy's car broke down where he was supposed to give his speech.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Stormy Daniels has to listen to this man orgasm. Where's her Purple Heart? #SOTU

[James Comey @Comey]

Special Agent Andrew McCabe stood tall over the last 8 months, when small people were trying to tear down an institution we all depend on. He served with distinction for two decades. I wish Andy well. I also wish continued strength for the rest of the FBI. America needs you.

[Ro Khanna @RoKhanna]

Why are Americans paying so much for lower life expectancies? It’s time for the United States to join the rest of the world with #MedicareForAll.

[Rich Sirop @richsirop]

@dougabeles I feel like you would be interested in that.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

President Trump didn’t pardon the whole turkey, just the white meat.

[Everett Bradley @everettbnyc]

Congratulations to Everett and the whole 42nd Street team for this incredible @SunTimes review — they’re calling it "downright revolutionary!" https://t.co/jY7leRFYH9

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

When a fake President is held to a higher standard than a real one.
https://t.co/zF59KmgoPd

[Vin Rubino @varubino]

https://t.co/y4w2YaeAR3 Tuesday, 10/24, 10PM TBS, Snoop Dogg presents The Joker's Wild

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

My kids tried to surprise me for my birthday this morning. I totally heard them coming and snuck out to start a new life somewhere else.

[Craig Rowin @CraigRowin]

If Janet Jackson doesn’t pop up and expose Justin Timberlake’s penis at the Super Bowl Halftime Show, we’ve made zero progress as a country.

[profloumoore @loumoore12]

Imagine losing your shit over nonviolent protests, but keeping your cool over mass killings.

[David Ortiz @davidortiz]

Congrats boys ☝🏾