Richard “Dick” T. Swizzle

Catcher of blue marlins, hunter of endangered species, and patriot🇱🇷. Starred in Love on the Spectrum Season 2.5. Camel unfiltered enthusiast.

[Richard “Dick” T. Swizzle @richtswizzle]

I hate pitbulls and cockroaches. #pitbullhate #cockroachhate #pitbullsandcockroachesareinleaguewithsatan #pitbullsandcockroachesarenaturallyevilandrepulsive

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

Ridley Scott also chose to apply what I call the “small penis theory of history” to Napoleon, psychologising his conquests as a direct result of sexual dysfunction and his inability to control his wife Josephine. Just a shitshow all round.

[Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen]

USAID gets defunded and now no one listens to rap anymore

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@BarrettNatSocP @therealbuni Figlio del secolo

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@JOKAQARMY1 Thank God for the note, I thought he was really victimized there

[𝔊𝔢𝔯𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔠𝔚𝔞𝔳𝔢✞ @Germanic_Aryan]

Mussolini Son of The Century

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@BrettKrieger12 Everyone knows Palmer is a chud, the guy created vr headsets to watch hentai (my speculation), but you didn’t have to put him on blast like that. He’s just jestergooning

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@Larplandser Blasting little dark age in this with gio Scotti (skinny version) is the dream as of now.

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@RacePopeIII Is Kissingermaxxing the key to life-satisfaction?

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@royalserf You gotta say “real” to anything delon says or he’ll take away your sensitive young man card.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America, a warehouse store. A fully roasted chicken costs five dollars, the raw chicken beside it costs seven, and I stood between them like a man between two truths.

Golden. Hot. Seasoned. Spinning in glory under the lights, in a line of its brothers. Four dollars and ninety-nine cents.

I checked the raw birds. Seven dollars. Pale. Cold. You must do everything yourself.

This is not commerce. Commerce does not move backward. Somewhere in this building, mathematics lies defeated.

I asked the man at the counter. "How is the cooked bird cheaper than the raw bird?"

"Been five bucks forever. They keep it that way."

"But the store loses."

"Yep. On purpose."

On purpose. I held my receipt with both hands.

In my land, a lord who lowered the price of rice in a hard winter was remembered for generations. They built him a small shrine. This store does it every day, with chicken, and tells no one.

A woman behind me grew tired of my reverence. "It's just a chicken, sir."

It is not just a chicken. It is a wound the merchant takes on purpose, so that anyone, on any day, with five dollars, eats like a lord. The bird is the message. The price is the vow.

I will confess: I bought two. I did not need two. The second was not hunger. It was gratitude, and it was delicious.

Some prices are not prices. They are promises.

I return every week now. I take one bird. I bow toward the deli, briefly, so as not to alarm the staff. They have begun nodding back.

The vow holds. The bird turns. Five dollars.

Long may it spin.

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@MountainMan185

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@RansomStoddard1 @blonkevnoci I thought the same, I’ve never heard anybody call it anything but “in search of lost time”

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@guilherme94jose Anduril is also named after Aragorn’s sword.

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@EmpireEnjoyer3 @romanhelmetguy Elon should expand blackwater as a thank you to the country that has brought him so much, and then expand executive outcomes as a nod to his South African heritage. Then he can create space divisions for both, wherein he can conquer the stars using spacex rockets.

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@ellafella5 @Rw_Appalachia Despite their advanced technologies, they lack artistic creativity in certain realms. They really love cool agartha edits, so they’re looking to claim the rights to “all the things she said” and hire ten schizo edit posters, of which they have none at the moment.

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@nw_wolfrunner This is true, Odin told me in a dream.

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@DBpyramid @McCarthyist2 The truth nuke nobody wants dropped on them.

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@thiostate @Dostoevskyquot I actually make all of these posts for you in an effort to encourage you to broaden your literary horizons

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@WorldVideo49043 @Rookietherooks Protestantism in general or specific denominations?

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@WorldVideo49043 @Rookietherooks I’m not disagreeing, I was just replying to the other guy.