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Aspiring auditor, single virgin with a wife and kids, and a lover of queens

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At what point is it acceptable to ask your girls mom out on a date? #lank

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@AriGoldsBurner @johnnieO I’ll meet you at the waves Ari

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@AriGoldsBurner Prayers up for ya Ari

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@Ts_Barber_Shop @bryan_mich7 That is creative insight Mr. T. I second the motion #shrinkbryan

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When did minorities become able to afford public pools?

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@DeputyFife69 If they ain’t racist, racism would die

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“Something just came across my desk, John”

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@DariusFinkel I just nutted….wishing this was me

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Just sit in my face #waterfall

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Let’s stop in the middle of the parking lot and yell at each other #letmeout

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@KeeganHunter190 @TopperHutchDal Game is gone #shrink both of you

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Hot start to #Juneteenth with no blacks as of 11:35 am

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@AriGoldsBurner @degen1037 Double Ari is not what I had on my bingo card today but let’s ride

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@booneshow99 Let me throw a flick in the bv of where I rubbed bullpen dirt on my jersey

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All the news on niggers is the Jews trying to get us to forget who we really despise

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But when I go to the beach it’s just saggy grandmas #kms

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@richtswizzle @Dostoevskyquot Rick T strikes again (I knew this was coming)

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And thot daughter brings out the 🧹🧹🧹 #slut

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@richtswizzle @Parsifel1 How did I know rich t would comment on this?!???!

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@Ts_Barber_Shop How many times are you going to post about your doctor visits?