Rick Tillman

Hardest baddest motherfucker around. #stayhard #illfuckyou #eatshit

[Rick Tillman @Rick_Nails_]

What up twitter family Rick here! Excited to be a part of this “X” shit fuck Elon musk this is twitter son!

[Rick Tillman @Rick_Nails_]

@LsuUlysses @PokeyReese670 @grok @BajaSharkeezHB Yo @grok how old is this girl… actually nevermind don’t #spoil the #surprise

[Ulysses “Bag Man” Grant @LSUlysses69]

Hey @grok, tell the boys @PokeyReese670 and @Rick_Nails_ that we gotta head over to @BajaSharkeezHB and watch the national team give #bta to those sand eating Bosnians. Hopefully we get some fine Newport teenagers. #nhhs #sailors #cdmhs #seakings #weyeswe #want17yearolds

[Rick Tillman @Rick_Nails_]

What’s up twitter! Me and @PokeyReese670 went to the #worldcup. Usually when foreign #aliens are in USA #territory I take it upon myself to kick their ass and #dispose of them. However today I’m leaving the job to the @USMNT. Don’t #fuck this up or I will handle this myself #ICE

[Rick Tillman @Rick_Nails_]

@LsuUlysses Fuck #yeah as long as their #fake id says they’re #21! Bring your son’s stash too #elitetaste on the fruit punch galaxy! #donttellmywife #whompwhomp

[Rick Tillman @Rick_Nails_]

Hey @corbin_carroll heard you broke the franchise triples record? That’s #cute how about I kick your #ass in 18 holes while you break the #franchise triple bogey record you #pansy. Went 4 for 3 with 2 #homeruns tonight. If you don’t have any #power just say it #weightroom

[Rick Tillman @Rick_Nails_]

I hate when I hit my @PapasHerb cart and that shit tastes like a #candle from an #OrangeCounty Mom’s house #boof. I wanted OgGrandaddyGorillaMilkIV not pumpkin #fucking spice. Had to get a #second job just to #afford my @stiiizy #topshelf #terps

[Rick Tillman @Rick_Nails_]

Throwback to when me and @TigerWoods went hole for hole at the masters. I was supposed to be the best #blackgolfer. I want a fucking rematch. Also @Cutsysays you want a hater series you got one. I show you #improper pin placement when I shove the flagstick up your #ass 🖕🏿

[Rick Tillman @Rick_Nails_]

@LsuUlysses I’ll come #smoke your shit 8 days a week kid I’m hard as #rocks and tough as #nails kid
Send me the #time and #location

[Rick Tillman @Rick_Nails_]

Hegy twitter I jubst slammed 40 beers. Hey @stevewilldoit comeand get me pussyt. Where tHe fuckk is my wife??? I’m FUCKINHG hornyyy!!$!!!

[Rick Tillman @Rick_Nails_]

Yo @MLB when’s the draft? Me and the boys @LsuUlysses and @PokeyReese670 had opening day for #beerleague last night. Slammed 30 beers and went 4 for 4 with 2 jacks over @TheJudge44 in right field. How’s that for a stat line who’s the real #silverslugger?

[Rick Tillman @Rick_Nails_]

Yo twitter, me and my boys @PokeyReese670 and @LsuUlysses were rippin some co op last night. @MLBTheShow if I get one more #perfectperfect out I’m going to lose my #shit #wspush #michealking

[Rick Tillman @Rick_Nails_]

@PokeyReese670 @WORLDSTAR stick to posting monkeys fighting and stay out of the news. #fakenews #tard

[Rick Tillman @Rick_Nails_]

Yo @MadDogLax how many times my kid gotta try out before he make the fuckin national team. He needs somewhere to rock his new @CascadeLacrosse cascade Z. I heard crabfest is comin up. #lax #bag

[Rick Tillman @Rick_Nails_]

Hey @ufc let me give @Justin_Gaethje a real American ass whoopin not some lame ass Spaniard with an “undefeated record. How about my undefeated record? Also @SugaSeanMMA don’t even think about it you fucking twink.

[Rick Tillman @Rick_Nails_]

@grok fuck you buddy you’re useless unless I donate dollars to Elon Musk? I can’t even afford to put food on the table just #harddrugs

[Rick Tillman @Rick_Nails_]

Yo @grok how do I get rid of my wife and kids and spend more time drinking with my buddies?

[Rick Tillman @Rick_Nails_]

@PokeyReese670 This was undefeated son used Kirk’s vocals to drown out the #screams from my #victims

[Rick Tillman @Rick_Nails_]

Throwback to last Saturday me and @PokeyReese670 took on the town. Those hookers didn’t stand a chance. Combined 19.5” of pure #NigerianSalami #Hard

[Rick Tillman @Rick_Nails_]

@PokeyReese670 Hell yeah! If my wife wasn’t such a fucking bitch and let me get inked up I’d love something like this #خان_کو_قوم_کے_سامنے_لاؤ

[Rick Tillman @Rick_Nails_]

What’s up twitter! Me with my fat pig wife and my dumbass kids! #mud #slush #gofundme #hard