Richard Taylor

A well-balanced personality - Clever for clients and a fool to himself!

[Richard Taylor @rick_simpsons]

So @virginmedia fixed is it?!

[Richard Taylor @rick_simpsons]

“Don’t take criticism from people you wouldn’t go to for advice”

[Richard Taylor @rick_simpsons]

Why do vampires always seem so sick?

Because they’re always coffin!🧛

[Richard Taylor @rick_simpsons]

What do you call a dog who meditates? Aware wolf.

[Richard Taylor @rick_simpsons]

On finding that we actually needed a foodbank, it seemed that the least we could do was to offer our branding/digital services for free. Note the very clear routes for people to be able to Give Help or Get Help have been particularly effective for the charity.

[Richard Taylor @rick_simpsons]

The older I get, the funnier this is. Larson nails it again!

[Richard Taylor @rick_simpsons]

I have this incredible ability to predict what’s inside a wrapped present.

It’s a gift. 😂😉

[Richard Taylor @rick_simpsons]

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

Tinsilitis. 😂

[Richard Taylor @rick_simpsons]

" My friend just won the Tallest Christmas Tree competition."
I thought to myself, “How can you top that?”

[Richard Taylor @rick_simpsons]

"What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot? Get out of my face!”

[Richard Taylor @rick_simpsons]

"How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing – it was on the house!"

[dave trott @davetrott]

If advertising was cooking

[Richard Taylor @rick_simpsons]

@davetrott Brilliant!

[Richard Taylor @rick_simpsons]

@davetrott Bad old days. back to my minicab! 😎

[Richard Taylor @rick_simpsons]

The only Golden Boot I'm ever going to get!

[Richard Taylor @rick_simpsons]

@davetrott Nobody is safe on a golf course near me!

[Richard Taylor @rick_simpsons]

Think you're an influencer? Messi’s signing with Inter Miami racked up over 262,000 Instagram followers per hour to the team account. Funny what real talent can do!

[Richard Taylor @rick_simpsons]

@GaryLineker @davetrott Morning coffee never tasted so good!

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Brilliant 😂

[Richard Taylor @rick_simpsons]

Bumped into this guy last night in @PragueEU what a nice guy. Kept buying the beers, and schnapps!Apparently he could play a bit as well! @Coufi5