Rick Roberts

Loving uncle. Harley Davidson rider. Hotel room cuck chair designer, NOT enjoyer.

[Rick Roberts @rickcooluncle]

@MostControPod I have a very strong inference of this woman’s religion

[Rick Roberts @rickcooluncle]

@bravookil No way we have fucking space mediterranean. Cannot wait for the absurd amount of racism in the Martian balkans between people that look the exact same.

[Rick Roberts @rickcooluncle]

@realDonaldTrump Donny hate to sound like a libtard but you are not my president and you’re a traitor to the constitution. You have put the interests of foreign countries above ours and you have raped and sacrificed children to moloch. My founding fathers (not yours) are rolling in their graves.

[Rick Roberts @rickcooluncle]

Anyone who falls for this ufo bullshit is an idiot. Just wait for project blue beam to destroy boomers minds. #ufo #files

[TIM | @timpjohansson]

maturing is realising a cigar, a cappucino with 3 tbsp of sugar is healthier than a diet coke and a salad

[Sovey @SoveyX]

Why aren’t men’s restrooms designed with privacy like this?

[Rick Roberts @rickcooluncle]

If you ever feel bad about yourself just stop into the local Walmart. Feel like a super model after walking out of that place. And if you don’t might have to call it quits.

[Rick Roberts @rickcooluncle]

@Domii_Torello What Bibi Netanyahu does to a person.

[Rick Roberts @rickcooluncle]

Henry sell the FUCKING TEAM

[Section 10 Podcast @Section10Pod]

The Sox are losing to the Yankees again but don’t worry. You can get your 27 championships plate at the Red Sox team store now!

(via @gidious89)

[barney @barneyxbt]

let me make sure i’m understanding this correctly

the supreme court is refunding all tariff money back to corporations.

the same corporations that didn’t pay a single cent of those tariffs to begin with.

they passed every dollar directly to you through higher prices on everything you buy

you went to the store and paid more for groceries. you paid more for clothes. for car parts. for literally everything.

that money came out of YOUR pocket not theirs

and now the refund goes to THEM?

the corporations who used the tariffs as an excuse to raise prices even higher than the tariff itself and pocket the difference

the american people funded the tariffs.

the corporations profited off the tariffs.

and now the corporations get a refund on money they never spent in the first place
and nobody in washington thinks the people who actually paid should get the money back.

not a single person has even suggested it

guess we are never getting our DOGE checks either

this country does not work for you.

it works for them. it’s a joke

and they’re not even pretending anymore

[Rick Roberts @rickcooluncle]

@paraskalantar @maizie_star Look up Tim Dillon uber story or Tim Dillon explaining people from high school. Tim Dillon fake businesses is hilarious too. Just go on YouTube and go from there tbh.

[Rick Roberts @rickcooluncle]

@tomhfh Why is it only a map of West Germany on a chart from 2023? Is this excluding east Germany as it tends to have lower gdp compared to the rest of Germany?

[Rick Roberts @rickcooluncle]

@mikeinthetruck should Henry sell the team? Need your insider view. Also cannot believe this guy hasn’t had an open press conference in like 6 years

[Rick Roberts @rickcooluncle]

@NFL_DovKleiman The price you must pay to be the greatest QB to ever live

[Rick Roberts @rickcooluncle]

Some jokes write themselves

[MonitorX @MonitorX99800]

🇮🇱🇮🇷⚡️– A new trend has emerged in Israel, settlers come to restaurants to eat and then wait for missile sirens and run to shelters without paying, the owners say this trend is hurting their business.

[Rick Roberts @rickcooluncle]

They’ll never treat you honorably if they view you as subhuman.

[Adel El Zabayar @Zabayar]

Soldado israelí le dice al joven palestino que siga su camino, luego practican tiro a distancia y lo asesinan.
Israel no es un estado sino una organización terrorista.

[Rick Roberts @rickcooluncle]

If you’re past the age of 15 wearing a flat billed hat (5 panels can be an exception) I do not trust you

[Rick Roberts @rickcooluncle]

Now try to convince the the titanic wasn’t sunk on purpose. Ice berg? You mean you boat right?

[barney @barneyxbt]

realizing there was no income tax in the united states for the first 137 years of its existence.

let that sink in.

the country was built, industrialized, and became the most powerful nation on earth without taking a single dollar from your paycheck

then in 1913 the federal reserve act was secretly signed on jekyll island during christmas while most of congress was home with their families.

and just like that a private central bank owned by foreign interests took control of america’s money supply

the country was built on patriotism and productivity.

but its future was stolen through usury by rothschild bankers who turned every american citizen into a debt slave from birth

you work from january to april just to pay the government.

money that gets sent overseas, funds wars you didn’t ask for, and lines the pockets of people who don’t care if you live or die

137 years with no income tax and the country thrived.

but sure tell me again how the system is working

[Rick Roberts @rickcooluncle]

@Pure_Absolute @LukeGlanton88 Literally just started a foundation for underprivileged kids and pledged to pay a salary for a child oncologist at Boston children’s for 3 years.