Rick Rogers

Loves: Rock music , stand-up comedy ,movies , pro and college football , Atlanta Braves baseball , Boston Redsox baseball and Syracuse basketball and football .

[Steven Rogers @NotSteveRogers]

I had a girlfriend ask if she could draw me nude. I was like, "but won't you be cold?"

[Zanies Chicago @ZaniesChicago]

Comedian and Podcaster @caitlinpeluffo returns to the Zanies stage March 1 for one night only! You caught her on Colbert, Corden and NBC's New York's Funniest. Limited tickets still available here--> https://t.co/SyKWPCfGTE

[Rick Rogers @rickgrogers]

@Jak3Murphy @DaleMurphy3 My all time favorite Brave !

[jake murphy @Jak3Murphy]

Word on the street is we are @DaleMurphy3 days away from catchers and pitchers reporting. But the pic google recommended to me for this tweet disagrees.

[Rick Rogers @rickgrogers]

@_KeepRockAlive_ Loved both but if I had to choose Van Hagar

[Caitlin Peluffo @caitlinpeluffo]

I can’t watch HGTV anymore. 1/2 those houses cost less than my student loan debt.

[Braves on TBS @BravesOnWTBS]

The 1999 Atlanta Braves on TBS Superstation!

#BravesOnTBS

[Chris Alan @ChrisAlanComedy]

How they serve pizza in Buffalo

[Braves on TBS @BravesOnWTBS]

“There she is. Meaner than a snake, that woman. Just kidding. I can’t afford another divorce so I was just kidding.” - Skip Caray

#BravesOnTBS

[Rick Rogers @rickgrogers]

@BravesOnTBS Loved listening to Skip Carey on TBS back when they carried all the Braves' games !

[Steven Rogers @NotSteveRogers]

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ready before I am.

[Rick Rogers @rickgrogers]

@HeavyMetal_999 Love at first sting

[Steven Rogers @NotSteveRogers]

I just farted so hard in this restaurant I think my waitress is going to throw me my check in a paper airplane.

[Steven Rogers @NotSteveRogers]

My girlfriend is an independent woman. She told me that while using my phone charger.

[Difficult Woman @vickykuperman]

Perfect Valentine’s or Galentine’s night out 😂 🎤 💜 💔

Couples will relate
Singles will feel vindicated

#LovesAJoke returns to @LaughBoston Feb 14-18.

Laughs from the country’s funniest comedy couples.

https://t.co/XHMHEpShGM

[Steven Rogers @NotSteveRogers]

Dating a woman is a lot like depositing a check on your phone. Both don't like the pictures you took.

[Steven Rogers @NotSteveRogers]

My trick to remembering what olive oil to buy is if the name kids called me in high school was extra mean.

[Vail Comedy Festival @vailcomedyfest]

Last year's comic spotlight: Steven Rogers! Comedian, Avenger, and now with his own special! Check out "Before He Was Super" on Youtube! @NotSteveRogers (https://t.co/zLsbq52kpL)

[Rick Rogers @rickgrogers]

@historyrock_ Stones!

[Rick Rogers @rickgrogers]

@ReturnofR The Beatles !