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[waldo @rickhoewens]

smoking that shit your daddy smoked in Vietnam

[waldo @rickhoewens]

She’s a prophet

[tutu @s0ftshock]

she woke up mad as hell like omg

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Don’t watch porn that’s bad for you that’s way they paint they nails

[waldo @rickhoewens]

Now that we’ve crossed the ozempic bridge I need drake and Kendrick to start rapping about thigh gaps and ugws STAT!

[waldo @rickhoewens]

She looks Chinese

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Taylor Swift looks gorgeous at #Coachella.

[waldo @rickhoewens]

🔔New from buzzfeed celeb: Sydney Sweeney Reads Twitter User @Rickhoewens Down Syndrome Accusation Tweets

[waldo @rickhoewens]

@okapifan87 Yes

[waldo @rickhoewens]

Is this ok

[waldo @rickhoewens]

Making my bf promise me he’s not cheating after seeing a targeted ad for “small cup size bras” come up on his YouTube app

[waldo @rickhoewens]

Getting arrested for stolen valor at the GI Joes and Army Hoes frat party

[waldo @rickhoewens]

One time a man wrote me an apology text where u could tell he just reallllllyyyyyy wanted to use the word “vitriol”

[waldo @rickhoewens]

The film bro I’m trying to pull looking at me after I say my favorite movie is Pitch Perfect

[waldo @rickhoewens]

Im an O-10 decorated with a silver star, service cross, and purple heart in the idgaf war

[waldo @rickhoewens]

Oppenheimer was really good but not enough yaoi in my opinion

[waldo @rickhoewens]

Blender art on the timeline somebody sedate me

[. @playboicarti]

* breathing is so difficult for meh @ da moment! Literally scared to fall asleep on my back . i have da worst case of asthma. N never knew til today . to all my fans who suffer from asthma! I’m with u n #we as a whole must stay strong *

[waldo @rickhoewens]

Me at the mall: I would like to purchase a shirt and a pair of pants that covers up both my nipples and my entire vulva
The stores: you need to kill yourself you are actually like hitler in mindset

[waldo @rickhoewens]

Me on the phone with the secretary of defense: Russia is trying to destabilize us by bombarding our children with videos like “huggy wuggy drinks mommy long legs secret surprise drink in the backrooms with sonic exe stories for kids nursery rhymes”

[waldo @rickhoewens]

There’s a very bizarre thing going on on tiktok where girls will post tips on how to “glow up” and the tips are just lines straight out of the AA Big Book